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Spitzer Space Telescope

Pronouns He/They
Launch Date August 25, 2003
Spacecraft Type Telescope
Affiliation/s NASA
Theme Lawyer
Mission Status Completed (main body on Sleep Mode)
Mission Assignment Earth-trailing orbit

A calm, collected telescope with the intense truth-seeking behavior of a lawyer. He's normally soft-spoken, but can be scathing towards anyone who messes with his friends. He's one of Webb's mentor figures, and they share a love for anything cold.

Likes
  • Extremely cold drinks
  • The color red
Dislikes
  • Liars
  • NASA's budget cuts

Infrared Eye

Spitzer has a right eye that can see in infrared. When this eye is open, he can sense "the truth" (actually sensing heat from objects and seeing redshift).

Spitzer Beyond

Spitzer can bypass his safety protocols and perform to his absolute fullest, but at the cost of his energy. Both of his eyes go red during this state.

About Spitzer

Launched: August 25, 2003
COSPAR ID: 2003-038A

Spitzer was launched in 2003, after years of delay due to the Challenger disaster and numerous budget cuts. The constant budget cuts experienced by NASA intrigued Spitzer, driving him to study law alongside astrophysics. He now serves as a defense attorney specializing in mission extension and anti-cancellation measures.

Notable Clients

James Webb

Webb was bound to be terminated by Congress in 2011, but due to contributions by scientists, engineers, and legal counsel, was able to continue construction until his eventual launch in 2021.

New Horizons

There were speculations that New Horizons' mission would have a premature end, which turned out to be slightly true as N.H. was planned to be re-assigned to a heliophysics mission in 2023. Recognizing how redundant that task would be, Spitzer stepped up to their defense and gave the committee the necessary evidence, guaranteeing N.H.'s mission extension for another few years.

Design Notes

  • Spitzer's small appearance is a reference to NASA's budget cuts ultimately downsizing the telescope.
  • Spitzer usually wears monochrome outfits with red as an accent color.
  • Spitzer's right eye has a red sclera and yellow iris.
  • Outside the courtroom, Spitzer doesn't speak much. He's more of a man of action.

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