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Holy shit, look at all her guns! They're figurative AND literal!
This bill is terrible for kissing, but there's no way something dumb like BIOLOGY can stop me from smooching my knight in shining chitin.
The cutest, flashiest fishy!! I'm definitely in Goldie's debt now that she's introduced me to this babe.
I'm not going to do it, but let the record show that I'm real tempted (more like REEL tempted, amirite????) to make a "catch of the day" joke.
She's way better at surfing than I am, but for some reason she hasn't told me to buzz off yet!
I kid, I kid. We're buddies.
Her surfing skills are way over my head, and she works at my favorite awful tourist store to boot. She's a good chum, and a quality kid.
UGHHGHGH IIIIIII'M MAD
...Eh, it's fine. No point getting mad at a man who's just doing his job, yeah?
Listen Yazz, I know you're a fish, and I know you live for that thrill, but you gotta get out of the water when it's storming too...
...no, it doesn't matter that you can breathe underwater, I'm more worried about you breaking all of your bones