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The Queen is always awe-inspiring in everything she does.
Ruthless and efficient, as required.
Eightses is the token creepy teammate nobody talks to. The Queen seems to give them a little more attention than the rest of us, though.
((Makes work more exciting. Adores Argine. Perhaps too much.))
What a tiny cutie! Technically, she's Gold Digger, but she lets me call her Pipsqueak.
She introduced me to my favorite lady, and now I think I'm indebted to her.
Large. Threatening. Has guns for arms. Send help.
Cowboy's a total butler. I don't know how else to describe it. Lighten up!
Unnecessarily loud, but I suppose it can be forgiven.
The cutest, flashiest fishy!! I'm definitely in Goldie's debt now that she's introduced me to this babe.
I'm not going to do it, but let the record show that I'm real tempted (more like REEL tempted, amirite????) to make a "catch of the day" joke.
Holy shit, look at all her guns! They're figurative AND literal!
This bill is terrible for kissing, but there's no way something dumb like BIOLOGY can stop me from smooching my knight in shining chitin.