Rahm

Things have been so easy for him, having a stomach that can digest damn near anything. Opportunistic, not picky with his meals in the slightest. Food is his highest priority, on account of him burning through it so fast. Forget promising him riches, offer Rahm a whole side of cow and he'll just kill what you want him to kill.

Despite his ambitious appetite, he's a lazy bastard. When he's not throwing knives, he's sawing logs. Rahm can sleep just about anywhere, crashing in more ways than one. Fights hard, fast, and with little to no discipline. Forget asking him to do anything that requires patience or finesse.

Rahm probably should have been a brawler, but he's not the heavy. He's not the one you'd expect to be fast, but his shark abilities make him a skilled swimmer and runner. Were it not for his skill with ranged attacks, he'd probably be a Berserker.

Voted "Least Likely to Wash Anything" for ten years straight.