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Castor? Hmph. I extended my hand to that freeloader one time and now he's insitsing that we're dating. We are not dating. Huh? Why haven't I kicked him out yet then? Well- I- Because he'd die on his own out there... that's the only reason. Excuse me?! I'm not admitting to anything!
Oh good ol' Eli! If you didn't know, we're dating! He's such a generous boyfriend as to let me live in his fancy grand manor and pay for all my living expenses! What do I pay him back with? Kisses and a good time of course!