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"Cute kid, keeps stealing my chips and fish." 3 Star review.
"I love Uncle Cinder but he keeps giving me a goofy look every time I bring up the movie Cinderella."
"Tried offering her a hug and got a knee to the gut." 0 Star Review.
Bastard. 0 star review.
"Great dad, gave me a hug once!" 3 Star review.
I love him, but I still think about that time I woke up and found him as a 8 year old holding a knife next to my bed staring at me. Wish he wasn't possessed by an evil snake god, but he's decent! 2 star review.
"Baked me cookies for my birthday, they were burnt but that's alright. Thanks little bro!" 5 Star review.
I love my brother, he should divorce his garbage husband and throw him in the trash where he belongs. My brother is pretty good though, as long as he isn't being all spooky. 4 star review.
"Punched me in the face." 1 Star review.
He deserved the punch. Made some shitty as soup. 1 star review.