Dick Wolf
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- 5 years, 11 months ago
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- Face and hair refs are Mike Faist, but make him A Lil Jank
- Unkempt, neglected hair; usually greasy
- Clothes are almost all disastrously worn out and stained, with the exception of his jackets and boots
- Doesn't wear anything tight-fitting, or anything around his neck
- Only owns one pair of shoes, but also doesn't mind going barefoot so Does He Need More?
- Only uses children's scrunchies to tie back his hair
- Left arm is thoroughly coated from fingers to shoulder in bite scars from various creatures, including vampires, humans, and rats
- Has several small scars on his face, most notably across his nose and above his left eyebrow
- Whole body is covered in small scars, but also a couple of scars from stab wounds and gunshots
- Feel free to put as many rows on his corset piercing as you'd like; I'm just lazy and use big brushes
Dick is a big softy hiding under the guise of a raging asshole. Okay maybe it's not really a guise, but he is a sweet guy who cares too much once you get past his disgusting, hyper-agressive exterior. Dick currently works as a mercenary. His only friend is Wendy, which is how he likes it -- he's deliberately crafted an awful reputation for himself. He gets the job done, and that's the only good thing most people have to say about him. He regularly gets into fights, ignores his personal hygiene, and is just generally an asshole. Underneath, he cares too much about those close to him, and often cannot help but take on a caretaker role when he sees others in need. He helped raise 3 of his 4 siblings, and it shows.
Dick doesn't really have hobbies, and never has; the closest he's got currently is getting into fights at the local bar. He does have a variety of skills, but doesn't really utilize them now that he's away from his family.
- Bilingual (english/spanish)
- Is an above-average cook, and specializes in tex-mex, traditional mexican, and general comfort food
- He's not great at dessert, but he can whip up a solid tiramisu or tres leches
- He can patch up most cars well enough for them to limp to an actual repair shop
- Has mastered the art of the braid
- Is decent at makeup and fashion, but doesn't give enough of a fuck to use his knowledge
Dick grew up on a ranch in a small town in rural Texas. When he was 23, he fucked up, and became the town pariah. After a year of struggling to recover, he fled north, and ended up in Fortuna Bay. He sought shelter with The Pack -- the city's sect of shifters -- who, begrudgingly, took him in and gave him a slice of territory and an apartment. He ignored the apartment in favor of the isolation of an old cabin he found in the woods, until about a year into his time in Fortuna. During a job, he spared a demon and agreed to keep him safe. The demon named himself Wendy and took up residence in Dick's abandoned apartment.
i could actually type everything out but it's all in his library section already so yeehaw
- strawberries
- fights
- physical interaction
- praise
- demons
- dick wolf
- magic
- dick wolf
- complex concepts
- dick wolf
Sometimes the best company for a bastard is more bastard! Dick loves Wendy to pieces. He's been the only stability he's had in 3 years and if anything happened to him, Dick would kill everyone in Fortuna and then himself. Possibly of his own volition.
Dick sees Ezra as what a big sister should be; they don't really get along, but when shit gets tough, they have each other's backs. He's not sure that Ezra really gives a shit about him, but she doesn't need to; he cares about her, and that's enough.
Dick's too gay for this, honestly. He thinks Violet is very pretty and it is only because his heart is shriveled and bitter that Violet doesn't make him laugh more. If he hadn't been wolfing hard he never would've made a move and boy shit's about to get messy.
If Dick had to pick a favorite member of the group, it'd be Lily. Lily has always been nice to him, even after he went feral and chomped him. And Lily gave him scritches on day one. Truly the kindest, most generous soul ever to walk this earth.
Someday, they will actually chat. Someday, she will tear him a new asshole. He will deserve it.
He's extremely intimidating, but he's also hot and keeps flirting with Dick so like... He's chill. Getting paid helps.
Dick's been wrestling with some very intense mixed feelings for years now and he really fucking hates having them thrown in his face like this. Does he regret meeting Casimir, or does he regret not going with him? Both. Definitely Both.
August may be hot, and he may have been made specifically to seek & destroy this bottom in particular, but boy if Dick could kill him, he would. Whisper more sweet nothings August; you'll get there.
Every breakup song on his playlist is dedicated to this kid.
