Ramphastos Toco Pearl's Links
"Ey, Cerise's assistant isn't like him at all. For the facility, I am looking forward to getting someone who can fulfill his task, NOT BE LAZY AROUND ALL DAY. Sure he gives medicine. Sure he's also some therapist. Weird shit. Whatever. But you're telling me he can spin in his chair for five hours straight and /I/ have to do so many things?! And I'm not even an employee! The moment we come across each other again, I will give him the fattest slap ever seen in Homeworld. And I want to hear how he cries and whines. Because guess what? HE'S A FUCKING ASSHOLE!"
"He literally. CANNOT. FUCKING. SHUT UP. Look, dude, I know you're messed up in the head. I know you lack motherly love and your nacre doesn't do stuff for you. BUT LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. Because she's an asshole, doesn't mean you also have to be one. Taunting the shit out of people, that's not funny at all. Look, man, I just want to do my job. I don't wanna fucking gulp a bastard down. If you want to fight, just tell me. Drama king..."
"It's Corvus. Ewwww. She's always standing still on her feet. Cygnus told me while we were fighting once that she suffers from, like. I dunno. Invisible poofing. The dude figured out her diagnosis and spread it across forums. She's like, not that interesting though... Cygnus did tell me the moment I launched a bomb toward her METAPHORICALLY SPEAKING, he'd send a punch in his way back. Let's see his reaction guys!"
"Ramphastos? Hm. Uh. Well, I've heard plenty. Whenever I visit the office, Cygnus has something new to say about him... They're enemies, I can tell. They look at each other with spite. Oh, but, erm- don't mistake me for some sort of spy, please! I beg you! I just like looking at people."
"CERISE! CERISE! YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED TODA-"
"Ramphastos is... interesting. He's told me plenty of things. Some about himself, some about other people. Although I am sure of not believing his lies. He has a bitter tongue that originated from Nacre's distaste toward him. And so, all he does is speak darkness. He does take a fond about ranting about my pearl, even his smallest behaviors. I will admit it. It's not acceptable. However, I wonder, just exactly how far can this assistant be taken? Hm. Driven by rage and bloodthirst, her Excellence will do a great job toying with him. That is if our alliance still stands after all of this time. Let it be known that I do not take him as a fool, especially toward Cygnus. The moment something terrible gets triggered... I don't mind shattering for his safety."
"It's Milvus! Oh stars, he's like- oh, wait, wait! There are plenty of things! So first, it was like, he was really disrespectful right? Well, not really... I was just being dramatic... AND NOW HE'S TEACHING ME STUFF! Weird things though. Like why would I need to know how to dislocate a quartz's arm? Hack out of a database without leaving any trail and blaming an elite?"
"Hello, gentleman. Are we ready for today's session? Remember, put your gloves on. Fingerprints are the least you want."
"Asshole... I hate him. But why are you green now?"
"Oh, I am sorry. I am *so* sorry. I hope it can be patched up, Starlight. Don't let the cracks get to you. If only I'd hit harder..."
"UGH! He's so annoying! When I tell him he should kneel before me, he always shrugs and walks off. Or ends up playing a game with his thumbs or something. What a dumbass. That, or he's spending time with my ENEMY! MY LIFE SWORN ENEMY! CYGNUS NEBULA! I WILL KILL HIM AND HIS RIGHT HAND! THEY'RE BOTH IDIOTS, AND I'LL BREAK THEM APART! JUST YOU WAIT, LOPHA!"
"...I just wanted to get coffee."