Lophaetus Occipitalis Pearl's Links
"...Friends are friends, right? It was for your own good, Cygnus. It's okay. I... forgive you."
"The second."
"What? Oh, Cygnus. Yeah. I spoke with him once. He was super cool, I'll tell you that. Man's advice was on POINT! Helped me to get through a downward spike in my mental health. We've been pals ever since. Don't hold him to heart when he slaps me or anything. I know how anger feels, and it's not quite enjoyable. Don't mistake me for some sort of doormat, though. A pat on the back and we're all good! He seems quite excited when he talks about Cerise and all of that. What a goof."
"Ughhh, it's him again..."
"Dude, I'm gonna be completely honest to you, and don't tell Cygnus I told you this, OK? Cerise is an asshole. Like, don't get me wrong, he's an elite and all... But sometimes I look at his eye and feel empty. I don't know, man. It's lost. I don't find comfort in it, unlike Toucan and Corvo. Those two are filled with their own issues, though. Who am I to judge? Maybe it's just a bad feeling. Bahaha! Don't say that. A feeling in the gut isn't always right!"
"Ah... *him.* Smart when he needs, otherwise an utter empty-brained pearl..."
"...I just wanted to get coffee."
"UGH! He's so annoying! When I tell him he should kneel before me, he always shrugs and walks off. Or ends up playing a game with his thumbs or something. What a dumbass. That, or he's spending time with my ENEMY! MY LIFE SWORN ENEMY! CYGNUS NEBULA! I WILL KILL HIM AND HIS RIGHT HAND! THEY'RE BOTH IDIOTS, AND I'LL BREAK THEM APART! JUST YOU WAIT, LOPHA!"
"A little shy, but it's fine. I don't get the pearls who bully her. They have envy for being so pretty, ooooooooooo! I'm kidding, by the way. Corvus is an adorable person once you know her. And beauty is subjective, y'know? But anyway, I hope she gets treatment for whatever disorder she has. Even if we're just acquaintances, tell her I said hi!"
"He looks mean and scary..."
"Paled? Like Paled Turquoise? I heard Toucan admires her or something. Dunno. But let me TELL YA, HER FIGHTING SKILLS ARE FIIIRE! She brawled against him once, and she beat him up BAD BAD! Even I'm impressed, and I'm the coolest fighter out of the bunch. Joking, by the way. Can barely lift a weight. Nevertheless, she's quite a fun bunch. We spoke once planning teams for a competition. Bossy, yea. Also looks menacing. Maybe she's friendly internally? Ehhh, dunnoooo..."
"Umber Hornero's shellmate. He's quite the unique bunch, hm?"
"Mr. Big Fighter, huh? Paled's close ally? Shellmate? WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE'S SHATTERED?! WHAT?! I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THIS, WHAT THE STARS?! I THOUGHT HE JUST DIDN'T LEAVE HIS DORM FOR A TON OF TIME! YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME... WHAT? YOU'RE NOT KIDDING ME?! YOU'RE NOT KIDD-"
Blegh... dead