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"well what was i meant to do. suffer and not knit. do you want me to suffer, jerome? suffer like a slug on a summer's sidewalk, shriveling and dying a slow, painful death? that's fucked up. you should make it up to me. do you know about uranium, jerome."
Pawn likes Jerome a lot :]
He gets very happy when he sees Jerome is the prosecutor at the Elite 4’s trials, because it means he can either sit in silence near him or try to derail and confuse him during the evidence presentation.
He specifically enjoys rambling more AT Jerome than TO Jerome, usually on old books (Frankenstein, the Yellow Wallpaper), or how many bugs Jerome has probably eaten in the last year. Jerome is not free from hearing about jewel wasps and how they use cockroaches.
He tried bringing knitting needles to court. Genuinely.
"well where do you put your other teeth??? they're cold. put them in your mouth."
Best lawyer ever :)
Pawn knows he is NEVER getting a charge that sticks as long as Salem is his lawyer. Which takes a lot of the nervousness out of graverobbing and burglary, so he can do those as he pleases :]
As thanks, he usually has a project for Salem on the back burner as a gift. A suit, some little dangly earrings. He prefers to keep his bones and such that he gets from his trips, obviously, but occasionally he’ll give Salem a couple finger bones or teeth when they’ve outdone themself.
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH ALL THESE TEETH?!!? THIS GUY IS CRAZY!!!
"aha what did you say. sorry i was dickstracted I mean titstracted I mean distrassted I mean d"
He REALLY really likes Colt :]
He thinks colt is very strong and very sweet and very cute. He LOVES when he gets to see him. He likes sharing little trinkets and treats he happens to have with Colt, because. Even if they never get closer than friends, it still does make him happy to Give Him Things or spoil him a little bit.
That said, he still does like to pretend to not be able to do things he absolutely is capable of. Just to watch Colt have to do it instead. A win for gay people.
I think he keeps lookin’ at my tits. All you city folks are the same 💔
"what ever happened to 'hi, pawn, how are you?' why is it always 'what are you doing? why are you putting bugs on my desk? how did you get in my house?' no love anymore, smh."
Teammate :)
He spends a lot of time with Ember, since they’re his Elite 4 Teammate. While he knows they and June are besties, he still likes to think himself as a close friend. Because Pawn knows Ember’s from Snowpoint, he likes to get them or make them warm little things. Socks, sweaters, to-go soups and thermoses. It would probably be a nicer gesture if he gave them in person instead of just leaving them where he knows Ember will find them.
He made me a shadow the hedgehog themed sweater. If I didn't like the damn thing so much I would've strangled him.
"you know that video of the raccoon who tried to wash its cotton candy and got sad. exactly. june wear the fucking hat its raining, do you want me to become a sad raccoon?? is that what you want from me?? stay dry."
He thinks they’re a cutie!!! All sweet and nice.
He loves June dearly and frequently tries to learn their favorite things so he can find them to bring. June gets little jumping paper-butterflies in ANY books, boxes, or letters mew receives from him.
Plus, his pumpkaboo likes to snuggle up and nap with Beowolf. Pets imitate their owners or something like that.
He’s like an Ursarang: Big, huggable, incredibly hairy… the list goes on! Now Beowulf’s in the habit of bringing back dead pokemon for Pawn. How come he listens to you better than me, huh?! Kidding!
"back when i lived on the coast we'd get a ton of sea glass in the sand. a lot of it was green or brown, a lot of broken wine or beer bottles that got put into the ocean. and more or less smoothed down from bumping and gritting against the sand, rocks and currents. Having their edges smoothed out it cant cut skin when held all close. I don't live at the coast anymore, but I have a rock-tumbler I put orange glass I find in it now."
While Pawn is incredibly fond of EVERYONE in the Elite 4, he spends the most time with Kat. He is usually hanging around her even if Kat's just doing chores, practically attached at the hip and stubborn about it to a fault.
“BESOS BESOS BESOS BESTIE!!! BESTIE BESTIE BESTIE!!! Hope I didn’t traumatize you too much while I almost died at least 7 times while on the phone with you. Maybe 8?”
"hrgvrgvcjbc. p retty boy"
Pawn is a very touchy person, especially with Kat, so he gets kind of handsy and affectionate with Oren, too. Lots of dragging him closer on cold days and fussing over how much Oren's eaten. Pawn isnt very gossipy and chatty, but he likes listening to Oren get on his rambles. Free podcast.
He loves knowing Kat has good, sweet friends they can fall back on. The fact that one he can be just as affectionate and cozy with as he is with Kat is a win. A little kissing the homies goodnight never hurt.
“I’m getting cuddles and I’m here for it!! Oh, btw Pawn, there’s this cool sightseeing place and”
”better question. do you think you’re emotionally ready for that answer.”
He... deals, with Simon. He has tried on many occasions to build some sort of relationship and be more close, but at some point you just have to throw in the towel. Pawn still does small things, but has ultimately given up on becoming close with Simon.
Kat likes him, so that's enough.
If nothing else, he's pleasant company when Pawn needs quiet time. He has bribed Simon with help rolling yarn into balls, and will do it again in the future.
“Kat seems fond of him, so he’s cool. Not loud, but I’m a little weirded out by the random sweaters. How do you have my size?”