Profile
enjoy this little shithead I made with one of my old friends in middle school. He sucks I hate him (Carl, not my friend)
"I think my guardian angel drinks"
Carl is the man, er, wolf that we all don't want to be. This early twenties dog dropped out of highschool and had a premature midlife crisis. Now he's working at Great Wolf Lodge in Wisconsin Dells, Wisconsin, although he has no idea what he did to deserve this.
Carl collects rocks and occasion plays dungeons and dragons, though he has no idea what a dragon even is. His favorite color is rorange (a distinct shade of reddish orange) and he hates children, even though he has a child. This child is named Timmy and is made of rubber and now he helps educate new lifeguards on how to save lives. Carl has never saved a life, or done anything close. Thank you, and sorry.
- Sipping on straight chlorine
- Crying in the hot tub
- Sad songs
- Rocks
- Children
- When people call it red-orange
- Cleaning up vomit
- Parties
Joe Mama
[ father figure ] Great Wolf Lodge is all Carl has ever known since he got caught with those inhalants.
Character Name
[ relationship ] Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Suspendisse sit amet massa blandit, fermentum enim a, scelerisque velit. Integer interdum urna ac dui sollicitudin sollicitudin. In feugiat posuere nulla, eget lobortis ante.
Character Name
[relationship ] Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Suspendisse sit amet massa blandit, fermentum enim a, scelerisque velit. Integer interdum urna ac dui sollicitudin sollicitudin. In feugiat posuere nulla, eget lobortis ante.
