Mercy Flikstick's Links
"Melton? You mean that pompous bird?- Yes, I am VERY aware he is a cupid, but I would hardly call him an "angel". That guy is usually causing more problems than he is actually amending them! Like, remind me why he is this game's matchmaker again? He spends more of his time being a glorified idol than he does actually doing his job! Like, I get we hardly have music talent in this game, but come on..."
"Mercy Flikstick? Hehe, oh, I have quite a bit to say about her~... Where to begin?... She is one of the few who avoided participating in my holiday. Why? Not too sure. Maybe it is because the young lady didn't want me to bring attention to the crush she had for the king back then. Hahah!... Not that I actually made any efforts in pairing the two, of course. I never was one for sharing... She was definitely the lucky one..."
Ohhh, the Lord of Nada! HAH!!!... In all seriousness, it really is a shame that he never got that town of his. I know what it is like to have your purpose swept out from under you... But hey, good that the little punk got humbled! Otherwise, he wouldn't be as fun to eat watermelon with.
Ah, the Exterminator? She is... very skittish... I won't lie, it bothers me that the developers chose to keep her in despite her glitch, while I got scrapped without any work arounds... Other than that, the senorita can tolerate her spice well. I respect that.
Look, Steep is a sweet kid, but you cannot tell me that his resemblance to "he who shan't be named" isn't uncanny! Like, it's weird!... Also, he needs to stop leaving his candy cigarette butts in my garden!!! My poor Skittleberries reek of chalky candy!!!
Mercy is s'omething else... At leas't we both have a love for iced tea, but she ith s'o nosy. Always snooping on me and lecturing me, when she ith barely much older than I am- at leas't in programming. She would be older than my aunts and uncleth, but she stayed the same age...