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She honestly wishes he was around more even though she's one of the closer people to him. It sucks when your godfather is one of your favorite people and he's constantly busy with his billionaire philanderer lifestyle and secret society bullshit and seven thousand biological offspring.
His god-daughter. Oh she is AWFUL in a way that he loves. She blends Sinclair awfulness with Dreadful awfulness seamlessly. He adores her and thinks she is the funniest person ever.
Hey man. [cut off homophobic slur]
I appreciate that you don’t live near me.
I wanna explode you lol
Can you say that again, into the microphone? For legal purposes, obviously. I just want record of a threat against me. You understand, right?
Insane but in a distinctly more annoying way like come on man you are sooooo boring. Homewrecking is like insanely last year we do arson now get the memo. If you really wanna ruin Wes's life crash a private jet into his house like a real man
Youth these days are frankly terrifying.
Funny bitch. Derogatory, but also not. Gonna put you in a jar but I'll be nice and poke some holes in it. I think it'd be fun to send you anon hate.
H Hello?
Heyyyy bestie wanna go set off some illegal fireworks with me
Obviously. Did you even have to ask.
You are so fucking annoying but like you're a girl so I think that's fine. Do YOU wanna go set off illegal fireworks with me. I'll let you stand at a safe distance so you don't get gunpowder on your makeup. Please don't let me see you and my idiot cousin in the same room ever again I really don't want to remember he's capable of having romantic or sexual feelings and also I just don't like him. Also I love sending trojans to guys who comment weird shit on your posts it's really funny
I would tell you to stop fake leaking my number on my insta posts but it’s so funny. Keep going.