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VERN
Name: Vampire Vern
Age: 500+
Pronouns: he/him
Species: Vampire
Orientation: Bisexual
S.O.: Artemis
Occupation: Husband
Age: 500+
Pronouns: he/him
Species: Vampire
Orientation: Bisexual
S.O.: Artemis
Occupation: Husband
a very uncool vampire farmer that loves his wife so, so much. he's long forgotten how to act like a regular guy and just skulks around the valley like a freak, trying to win friends with gifts and make sure they ignore his wife's antics
Likes
his wife
fishing
pickling
brewing
blood
Dislikes
garlic
holy symbols
his wife upset
medical bills
his wife
fishing
pickling
brewing
blood
garlic
holy symbols
his wife upset
medical bills
Normalcy
Patience
Honesty
Reliability
Courage
Quirks
♡ he's a fucking vampire
♡ skulks around
♡ forgets how to act mortal
♡ can't die
♡ dresses either super goth or super eccentric no inbetween
♡ he's a fucking vampire
♡ skulks around
♡ forgets how to act mortal
♡ can't die
♡ dresses either super goth or super eccentric no inbetween
Height: 6'6"
Build: slim and gangly
Build: slim and gangly
Eye Colour: red
Hair Colour: black
Hair Colour: black
Strength
Defense
Agility
Speed
Stamina
Magic
skills - immortality, regeneration, turns into a bat
hobbies - fishing, dancing (poorly)
interests - his wife, novelty clothing items
familiar - frog
hobbies - fishing, dancing (poorly)
interests - his wife, novelty clothing items
familiar - frog
ARTEMIS
he met his wife Artemis after she blew up the cave he'd been trapped in for like 100+ years, and was instantly smitten. he's a major wifeguy and simps heavy for her even after all this time. he'll do absolutely anything she asks, no matter how unhinged, including die for her... which he has. many times.
THE VALLEY
he helps out at the farm they swindled their way into owning, focusing on making preserves and brewing wine in his little sheds made from the produce his wife grows. despite his weird and offputting energy, he's somehow managed to befriend absolutely everyone in the valley, always mysteriously knowing exactly what they like...
MORTICIA
they somehow managed to have a child together, Morticia, who is a... uh... troubled little girl. she often speaks of unsettling things, and even went as far as to steal Vampire Vern's eye and pickle it (perhaps as an attempt to bond...?) regardless, Vern loves his freak daughter dearly, even if he does leave the cats to babysit her often. actually, that explains a lot huh.
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