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ARTEMIS
Name: Artemis
Age: 28
Pronouns: she/her
Species: Witch
Orientation: Bisexual
S.O.: Vampire Vern
Occupation: Farmer
Age: 28
Pronouns: she/her
Species: Witch
Orientation: Bisexual
S.O.: Vampire Vern
Occupation: Farmer
Misc Info
Design Notes
pointed ears
pierced earlobes
wedding ring
dark, muted colors
mushrooms or foliage accessories
pierced earlobes
wedding ring
dark, muted colors
mushrooms or foliage accessories
Personality
malicious
unhinged
devious
spontaneous fashionable self-centered
malicious
unhinged
devious
spontaneous fashionable self-centered
A witch with the need for chaos and destruction. She's a menace to everyone other than her wonderful loving vampire husband. She enjoys caring for plants and has slight obsession with explosives to make gathering materials easier.
Likes
frogs
chaos
pumpkins
explosives
her husband
Dislikes
authority
losing
inconvenience
withered crops
frogs
chaos
pumpkins
explosives
her husband
authority
losing
inconvenience
withered crops
Competitiveness
Patience
Honesty
Reliability
Courage
Quirks
☆ bombs everything
☆ blackmails people
☆ kleptomaniac
☆ laughs at misfortune
☆ very aesthetically minded
☆ bombs everything
☆ blackmails people
☆ kleptomaniac
☆ laughs at misfortune
☆ very aesthetically minded
Height: 5'6"
Build: Slender and busty
Build: Slender and busty
Hair Color: Mauve
Eye Color: Plum
Eye Color: Plum
Strength
Defense
Agility
Speed
Stamina
Magic
Skills - magic, farming, arson
Hobbies - garden, decorate, spelunking
Interests - botany, witchcraft, the supernatural
Familiar- frog (named Fern, but calls her Frog Vern, aka "Better Vern")
Hobbies - garden, decorate, spelunking
Interests - botany, witchcraft, the supernatural
Familiar- frog (named Fern, but calls her Frog Vern, aka "Better Vern")
Vampire Vern
A vampire she found living in a cave whilst excavating (with explosives). His loser energy enamored her and the two became partners in crime, and eventually, they married. She is deeply endeared by his total lack of fashion and charm and total wife-guy energy. She gives him a lot of crap in a joking way, but will absolutely mess up anyone who disrespects her husband. He's HER loser.
The Valley
Swindling their way into owning a farm, the two live together and care for a variety of crops and animals, making a living off of what they produce. Artemis enjoys taking care of crops, while Vampire Vern enjoys making their crops into artisanal goods. While her husband has a way with the townspeople, Artemis is a menace, constantly making their lives a living Hell. She has blown up their forests several times and has ruined the sanctity of every community gathering ever.
Morticia
Their daughter who is more than a little...off. She's very cryptic and unsettling, often talking about finding lips under the carpet and keeping eyeballs in jars. That girl ain't right.
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