Esther Markus's Links
Nothing would make me happier than to see that awful castle burn to the ground, then the two of them would have no choice but to come back to me.... they can't run forever, but I can.
My oh so "loving" mother. I think she's related to the king somehow, probably married one of his distant cousins for the status and then killed him after dad left. Who knows. I know mom means well, but she does it in the most unsettling ways. Kinda glad I live with dad instead.
She keeps my little pumpkin entertained~
My mom's best friend...I think. She's funny but sometimes she makes me more uncomfortable than my mom does, and I didnt think that was possible.
OOoooH, my adorable sweet pea! You've grown up to be a fine gentleman! You never cease to disappoint! Tell your mother I said hiiiiiiii
Grandmother is often busy, but I try my best to visit. You must understand that the Feldspar Corporation tends to be disinterested in "Familial Visitations" what with their popularity. So, I take her out for breakfast on occasion. It's always breakfast. It can be 10 to 11 and she will still INSIST on pancakes.
What do I think of F? What don't I think of F!
What?
F, you know, because her first and last name start with F? It's like.... a pet name.
OH, right.
We're basically married, but we couldn't decide who's last name we'd use for the company trademark. We've been lovers ever since. I had to drive out that blue-balled faerie of hers so I could have her alllll to myself!
What? OH ITS A JOKE! F, COME BACK!
Hmph. Esther is a nuisance. All she does is get in the way, purposely annoy me, and directly negatively impacts company efficiency. However..._sigh_. It's not like I can ever abandon her. We've been through everything together. Ive known her for decades. For all those years I've been there for her, and she's been there for me. I can't deny that really, she's my best friend...**Ahem**. Despite that, I do wish she would find something better to do with her free time that doesn't involve something destructive or pestering me.