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oO I AM AN EGGSCELLENT CooK, YoU KNoW!! Oo
| Name | Selena Romeda | Age | 6 Sweeps/13 Years |
| gender | Female | pronouns | She/Her |
| orientation | Pansexual | screen name | cacophonousEgghead |
| moon | Prospit | classpect | Witch of Rage |
| typing quirk | oO THE QUICK FoX JUMPS oVER THE LAZY BRoWN DoG!!!!! Oo oO SELENA SURRoUNDS HER WoRDS WITH FoUR LITTLE EGGS. ISNT THAT CUTE??? Oo oO SHE TALKS IN ALL CAPS, EXCEPT FoR HER o'S, WHICH ARE LITTLE EGGS AS WELL. Oo oO if shes trying tO be seriOus, she will talk in lOwercase, and the little eggs becOme big. Oo |
| strife specibus | FRYINGPANKIND Selena's beloved frying pan is her closest companion. She uses it for both frying up delicious eggs and bashing over the head of her victims! She's a troll who is easily amused, and finds nothing funnier than the way trolls behave after she cracks their skulls open like an egg. As such, she has mastered the ability to hit a troll over the head hard enough to incapacitate them but not hard enough to kill them. |
| fetchmodus | CARTON MODUS Though Selena can only carry a dozen items at once, her carton modus is enough. Each item is stored inside an egg shell and placed within the carton. It's easy to deploy her items, only needing to crack an egg! However, it's a bit dangerous, as shaking the carton up too much may cause them to break accidentally! |
| powers | HIGHBLOOD STRENGTH Highbloods are strong, and Selena is no exception. She has incredible endurance and brute strength, capable of lifting and throwing most trolls. This strength is honed by the fact that she wields a heavy frying pan as a weapon! COOKING EGGSPERTISE Selena isn't only good at killing--she's also good at cooking! Eggs are her favorite, though she can cook other things as well. Despite being only 6 sweeps old, her skill is clear and her future in the culinary arts is bright. Her food is simply to die for! |
BIOGRAPHY
oO AHAHAHAH YoURE So FUNNY!!! Oo
| appearance | Selena is a young preteen troll, so she's fairly short. She's chubby and stocky, given her muscular arms and affinity for food. She has a long, unmanageable mane of hair which goes down to her waist. She always wears polka-dot pajama pants, because they're comfy and easy to wear. She has big fangs a sharp, enthusiastic grin. |
| personality | Selena is a fun loving troll! She loves puns, egg puns especially, and will go to any lengths to make a joke. Her sense of humor can be morbid, though, as she finds it funny when trolls sustain brain injuries by her hand. Though she's a danger to lowbloods, she's simply a nuisance to highbloods. She adores purplebloods, looking up to their incredible power and sense of humor. She's young and naive, and always pretty up-beat, as the weight of growing up is still far away for her. |
| backstory | EARLY LIFE Selena's lusus is a bloodthirsty giant cockatrice. If she doesn't keep cockatricemom fed, she will go on a rampage, destroying hives and gobbling up whatever trolls she can find. Because Selena doesn't want her lusus to escape and go on a killing spree, potentially killing friends of hers, she keeps her locked up in her backyard. Selena does the hunting for her! She enjoys killing, being a young, violent, morbid highblood, and has no issue with doing the dirty work to appease her lusus. Her lusus feeds her in return, after all, laying giant cockatrice eggs for Selena to eat. FUTURE Selena is still young, and she has a bright future ahead of her. She'll surely become a top-ranking chef in troll society, finding a nice comfortable position on a good ship making meals for royals. Growing up may diminish her good spirit just a bit, but she'll always carry her sense of humor and enthusiastic personality. |
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| interests | EGGS Holy shit, Selena loves eggs. She loves cooking them. Holding them. Looking at them. Touching them. Smelling them. Licking them. She loves everything about eggs. Her obsession is almost manic. It makes sense why she loves them, though, since her lusus is a Cockatrice. Cockatricemom saved all the fresh meat for herself, allowing her grub to subsist purely on the eggs she laid for her. Selena's obsession makes its way into her vernacular, as she frequently makes egg puns in casual converseggtion. COMBAT As well as hone her cooking skills, Selena spends much of her time fighting. She enjoys combat, and works hard to make sure that she's a powerful killing machine. She's dangerous for a 6 sweep old! |
| trivia | WEAKNESSES I know what you're thinking. How could a powerful bloodthirsty kid who can cook an egg better than anyone you know possibly have weaknesses? Well, she does, as no troll is perfect. She's strong and hits hard, but her precision is lacking, and so is her speed. Her cunning, too, could use some work--she's a genius when it comes to cooking, but she can be a bit naive and foolish at times. If you can evade her long enough, or convince her not to kill you, you may just have a chance. EGG Egg |
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