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(DETECTIVE) IZZY
"Apparently saying cannibals need to go to fuckin' jail is controversial and upsettin' to the cannibal community! Well, good! Get mad! You stupid bonechompers are going down!! Mark my words!!!!"
An aspiring gumshoe/conspiracy blogger determined to crack the case and enact justice!! Goes by Scorpio online and runs a website called The Scorpion's Sting. Is absolutely obsessed with trying to tail rumors of a Nevada ski lodge's sordid dealings, and may or may not have befriended a bloodthirsty cannibal in the process. Like, befriended him really, really hard.
- She's really really into film noir and detective stories!!!!
- Still has an intense Brooklynite accent
- Associated Animal: bats and scorpions
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