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Oh honey...I’m sorry you feel that way. It can be difficult being a devil worshipper, can’t it? God loves us all, black, white, brown, or whatever. And he wants us to defend ourselves in whatever way we can. The Bible specifically says to be wary of false prophets like *AHEM COUGH COUGH* you. Maybe you’ll see the light of Jesus Christ and stop kissing your rosary before bed. :)
H MY GOD SHE’S A SOUTHERN BAPTIST AND SAYS CATHOLICISM IS SATANISM OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD AND SHE OWNS GUNS, GUNS FOR CRYING OUT LOUD THIS ISN’T OKAY!!!
I’m gay for- I MEAN, SHE’S MY FRIEND. I SWEAR ON THE BIBLE I’M NOT A SINNING HOMOSEXUAL.
It’s not a ‘sin’ to be you. It’s fine if you’re gay for me. I’d just like to let you know that I’m in a committed relationship with another woman. And no, her identity is not your business.
Paavali’s sister is a terrible influence on this young man’s life. Each day, she tears him further and further away from God. I’ve seen the books she has on her shelves. Stephen Hawking. Richard Dawkins. Carl Sagan. The Atheist agenda is coming to life before our very eyes. I pray that the Messiah will return in my lifetime. I pray that all the pure souls shall be saved. But most of all, I pray for the faith and sanity of Paavali. He is too innocent to fall victim to the Atheist machine.
Ooh! She’s my best friend. Whenever I get out of school and my sister’s busy...doing something or another, Zetian comes over and hangs out with me. Usually she makes food or reads and I go online and rant about how terrible school is...but uh, yeah. Sometimes when Zetian has to stay really late, she’ll pull out this Bible and read it to me, but I think it’s more entertainment than anything else. I don’t get why Zetian takes it seriously...and I also don’t get why everyone calls her ‘Satan’.
Well, I know he’s going to Hell, and he thinks he knows I’m going to Jahannum or somewhere. But apart from that, he’s right. Even though he *shudders* hates Christianity and rejects Jesus Christ as his lord and savior. And have I ever mentioned bacon? Salahudeen is sure missing out.
You know, she and I bond over our love of religious fundamentalism and our hate for people who don’t think just like us. Even though she dresses so...immodestly. And she eats PORK. And drinks ALCOHOL. I can’t even think about it. It’s so shameful to our merciful creator.
Lord have mercy, this girl is so far gone. I pray for her salvation.
Hey Satan. Wanna know why you're Satan? 'Cause you're the only being worthy of my worship.
You're a bad influence on Narumi.
Yeah, I get it. You hate gays. Quit talking to us if we're such a problem.
Oh! He's such a *Grimaces* beautiful young man, perhaps he'll marry me? :)
I don't know you, lady.
Esteban, why do you degrade the sacred duty of men and women? How could you forsake your divine purpose?
Hahahahaha you sound like a feminist. And I'm gay, so quit hitting on me.
Vercingetorix, how could you let these people emasculate you with names like 'Trixie'? Why do you let them rob you of your manhood?
Nicknames are a sign of affection. As long as they're not slurs or insults, I don't see the problem.
Charlemagne, help me speak some sense into these sinful people. Their agendas must be unveiled, for the good of mankind.
Even I think your convictions are radical. Don't ask for favors where they do not lie.
Gay marriage is a sin and you should repent. I'm telling your wife, too.
Babble away. My wife and I have more important needs to take care of.
Homosexuality is unacceptable. I can't believe that you, a Christian, would deign to wed another woman. What has this world come to?
Love is the only doctrine worth following. It's not too late to begin.
THE ATHEIST >:((( How could you betray the Lord almighty? What did he ever do to you?? And why are you driving your only brother away from his light???
Stay away from my brother.
Kiriyenko, I told your wife all about her sinful ways. Hopefully you can reinforce some positive standards.
My wife isn't the only 'atheist' in the house...
Alejandro I can't believe you hang out with those degenerates! Seeing as you're so...successful and all. Be a leader and steer them in the right direction.
My subordinates are not yours to command.