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Didn't hear anything you said, but no, no watches for you.
HEY I LIKE HIM!!! HE'S SEXY, HE'S LATINO, HE HAS A SWORD AND NOT A GUN, AND HE'S DRESSED LIKE A BDSM DOM!!! ONLY PROBLEM IS THAT HE'S GOT THIN PRIVILEGE!!!
But anyways cutie, can I get a luxury watch? ;)
Glendower is pretty litty for a woman. Most women I hang out with are just dudes with vaginas, but she's a legit woman who's pretty fun. That probably sounded sexist or whatever, but IDC.
This manwhore right here doesn't realize that as we plot pranks together, I'm plotting a prank 100x worse behind his back. Not that I hate him, or anything. He's just easy to toy with.
Hahahahaha you sound like a feminist. And I'm gay, so quit hitting on me.
Esteban, why do you degrade the sacred duty of men and women? How could you forsake your divine purpose?
Hahahahahahaha she's like Elsa, if Elsa were ugly as shit and also on crack!!!! Keep kulning over the ice, it ain't never gonna respond to you!!!! And quit getting mad about my rad abs and toned pecs. You're the one who keeps screaming "sHOW YOURSELFFFF!!!!!"
Come to me now, open your door. Don't make me wait one moment more.
Do you see the innuendos?
Weeb, you're basically the only woman I give a shit about. Other women suck, but you're cool. You're not into makeup and gossip and all of that bullshit, which is a breath of fresh air.
I'm going to tell Vercingetorix everything you just said. Maybe he'll help with your...misogynistic tendencies.
Grayson is fucking rad, man. He's the only person who doesn't whine about me stripping halfway and swinging swords around. He also doesn't let women drive his truck. Don't tell him this, but...I think he's kind of cute.
You know I only hang out with you because I'd otherwise be forever alone.
You're like, one of the only okay women. Most women I know bitch and scream about everything, but you? The worst you do is slather your hair in conditioner and put on some makeup. Everything else is pure testosterone.
Don't act like you've never asked me to put makeup on you. And as I recall, you LIKED it.
Oh my goooooooood Ally here is such a BITCH!!! All he does is throw clothes at me in an empty attempt to get me to dress!!! Then he gets mad when I tell him I'm cold, because for some reason putting on clothes will help that??? No bitch, when you put on clothes, it makes more layers of material for heat to get sucked from!!! But...he's kinda cute. And besides, ¡¡¡podemos hablar juntos, y nadie puede entender que estamos diciendo!!!
Esteban creates a persona that is certainly more...feeble-minded than he actually is. This is ingenious, but not respectable. Y Esteban, ingles, por favor. Elisabet ha estudiado el latino. Ella puede oír todo.
Heeey, it's a hot buff dude! I like blond guys. Especially beefy ones. Paavali, sweep me off my feet~
Esteban, you think I'm hot? I- well, I feel the same but...I'm not sure if it'd be right for me to act on my impulses. I need some time, okay?
Aaaa Jonina, the group mom. No, I'm not going to bed at 9. And no, I'm not going to put my shirt back on. Quit being a biiiitch.
It is not your semi-nudity nor poor sleep habits I am concerned about. I curse your bearing on group efficiency and morale.
Nooooo your brain doesn't work because you're a woooooman!!!! I can't keep losing brain cells by listening to you; go back to screwing with your mom wife!!! She's just a stand-in mommy 'cause you got mommy issues anyways!!!
Esteban's misogynistic ramblings will not get him far in this world. Perhaps he will grow out of it. I sincerely hope he does. For now, he requires...prompting.
Damn, son!!! Sally makes me wish I'd joined the Minaxuprani army instead!!! From the drab backpack thing to the sad uniform, there's no way I'd be stripping in that!!! I mean come on, it's not like I joined the army just to take my uniform OFF, amirite???
I did not enlist in the army only to find myself surrounded by idiots.
If all the ladies I get along with are just dudes with vaginas, Trixie here is a woman with a penis!!! He spent so long on his hair this morning that I think he just sprouted a few gray strands!!!
Berate me all you want, but you can't deny that the hairdo I gave you is sharper than anything you could have ever done on your own.
Hooooooh boy, Charlotte was basically raised in a white gated community and never saw a glimpse of the real world until he was like, thirty!!! That explains everything, from the shitty haircut to the constant pissy attitude!!! Quit telling me to put on clothes, asshole!!!!
Put on clothes.
Go away you fucking Cheeto, I told you not to come back. You lied to me. You made a promise you couldn't keep and now you expect everything to just be okay? Fuck that and fuck you.
Try to understand, Esteban. You were like a brother to me. You still are.