Cosmo

A very large, somewhat clumsy fellow. Enjoys good food, company, and likes to entertain guests. Voted "Most Likely to Wear a 'Kiss The Chef' Apron" for several years standing. Enjoys barbecues, carpentry, power tools, and watching car repair shows on television. Watches hockey, has favorite team paraphrenalia all over his "man cave". Has a "man cave" unironically. Has various "hunting trophies" in his rustic faux cabin that are actually wooden. Loves plaid flannels, even though most look awful on him.

Good natured, very down to Earth despite his outerspace appearance. Booksmart, but lacks some social skills. He's bland AND interesting at the same time. Pretty much Big Daddy material. Daddy on the streets, marshmallow in the sheets.