"Bro.. you look EXQUISITE today"

Illian's a big, dumb and lovable goof with a love for dinosaurs. Despite being a (theoretically) super intelligent robot, Illian is NOTHING close to that, in fact dare I say hes daft as fuck and his whole vocabulary consists of words like "rad", "bro" and "epic". He's very loud and obnoxious and alot of people may find him annoying, though he doesn't really catch onto that. I don't think im overexagerrating when I say that he has not been upset ONCE in his whole life. Illian hates seeing people sad and is always there if you're feeling bad about yourself!! You bet your ass he's gonna be there to cheer you up. He also loved video games, so good luck beating him in Mario Kart! (just kidding he's very bad at mario kart but don't tell him otherwise he'll literally cry). Illian's a big sensitive baby, and will go on a 10 hours long rant about why dinosaurs are the best and how they're living amongst us if you even as much as imply that they're extinct. Him and Alistair are the perfect duo (well, worst duo considering they annoy the hell out of everyone) and they like picking on V2 just for the pure fact that he's a total nerd. Illian's boyfriend is Diego, and it took him close to a damn year to realize that he was being flirted with- He's just a little oblivious and not very smart, alright. At the end of the day, after all the screaming and cool activities he does (shaving off his own eyebrows for fun,), he's all tuckered out and falls asleep in the blink of an eye. He's the calmest he's ever been when sleeping. Thank God.