"It's only been a brief while since our socialization has commenced and yet already I have been made apodictically cognizant of your personality, redolent as it is of a turd getting steamed in a sewer."

V2!! A dick of an AI stuck with a bunch of idiots in space. He's a huge asshole, and will take any opportunity possible to show off his intelligence. Though intellect wise hes great, he's not very smart,, he'll put food in a microwave without any bowl or anything and be suprised when it gets messy. He's a huge perfectionist, and will freak out if somethings not flawlessly executed or theorised. And though denying affection, he'll most definitely cry if he doesn't get his daily "unwilling" hug from Rowan. Honestly though, V2 gets softer every year

He's in a team with Rowan, Alistair, and Illian, in that order. Later on Diego ended up living with them too, but V2 tries his very best to ignore him. Together they go on missions to fight aliens and kick ass, with V2 being the brains of the operation. Because god knows his teammates aren't. But, without them he'd have his head kicked in because of some sarcastic remark within a day, so he supposes he can't work without them either.

He was first built by a rich technician with the sole purpose of being a killing machine, being the 52nd attempt at this, most flaws had been worked out. He was given conciousness to better develop attack plans, but ultimately still failed to please his creator and was discarded. V2 ended up as mere hologram, completely stripped of his power. He was inserted into Alistair's brain at a medical bay, and was stuck with that poor soul for multiple years. Rowan and Illian joined too, leaving V2 in a personal hell of never having a moment of silence to himself. This is, until V2 decided to play into his daddy issues and take over half the universe to try to prove he's worth something. He did this together with his upgraded counterpart, V3 (53rd attempt).

Unfortunately for him, even though he got a fresh new body and a brainwashing machine, V3 stabbed him in the back and absolutely kicked his puny little ass. V2 begrudgingly teamed back up with his old team who weren't keen on forgiving him after he "kidnapped and tortured them." (tch.) But they needed him to take down V3.
After agreeing to lifelong dish duty he was eventually accepted back home, although it was tense. Together they defeated V3, though he did escape due to Illian's hesitance, but he hasn't returned for payback (yet). Nowadays they all live on a peaceful planet, done with missions. Alistair and Rowan are recovering from a personal issue, Illian found himself a man and V2 is trying to keep all his dumbasses from skipping meals.