Akuri Addams's Links
"She's so pretty and nice, I love hanging out with her whenever I get to. She's super short, too, she's like a little kitten, it's adorable! She scares me a little bit but so do most women, so it's fine... I guess most women aren't possessed, though."
"He's sweet. Bit of a ditz, I'd say. He's who you go to when you need a laugh or someone to walk all over or someone to make fun of, the like. Poor dear, takes it all in stride. I hope he knows that I'm usually laughing with him, not at him."
"Avery! I love Avery! We've known each other for a long ass time and honestly, I think he's one of my best friends! He's kind of an asshole, I'll admit that, but not in like, a particularly bad way, if that makes sense? I know that he loves me, because I love him! He just has a weird way of showing it."
"Ah, Akuri? He's an idiot. I'm pretty sure any one of us you'll ask will give you the same answer, that he's an idiot. I'm pretty sure I thunked him on the head once when we were thirteen and his braincells fell out every day since. But he's not a bad guy -- I bust his chops a lot but, y'know. I like him. Don't-don't, um, if you tell him that, I'll kill you."
"Ahaha, I love him a lot, um we've known each other for a long, long time and I...I enjoyed every second of it, really! He's a really nice dude! And um, yeah, sometimes he helps me out with stuff, even the stuff he knows I know how to do. I just like spending time with him, is all. Hope I'm not annoying him, jeez. What was the question?"
"Oh, Akuri? Akuri's my best friend! My... BEST friend. He's been around since, like... Gosh, as long as I can remember. I don't think I could ever live without him, to be honest. Trust me, I've tried! Heh... I've tried... We're just really good friends. Really good. Hopefully... Uhm... For forever. Hopefully."
"I like her! She's kinda...Kind of ...I don't know how to describe Clara... I just know that I like her. She's-I think she's got some stuff going on but, y'know, ultimately it's not my business, she's-yeah. She's Clara."
"He is very fun to mess with. Sometimes I get worried I'm giving him too much shit. 'S not like anything I do is worse than what Avery does, but... Y'know, I'm only doing it for laughs. He doesn't appear to be the kind of guy that seems to be into the rough-love treatment, bit too soft. Although, he's suspiciously accepting of it. I don't know if thats a side effect of knowing Avery for years or if he's getting off on it."
"Clarence is the fucking best. I feel like I've known him all my life and I haven't! I love when you can just chill with people like that sometimes! He's got really good tunes too, He's great at what he does. Yo, Clarence, how do I link your soundcloud? Do you have a soundcloud?"
"AKURIII! Haha, one of the boys. He's cool, kinda the groups stepping mat, if you know what I mean. I'm definately not exempt from that, either. I don't like calling him stupid, but sometimes he does shit and I'm like; bro... dude, wh- what is just... Going ON in there? Though its kind of like that with all of us. We're all in a room and its like the collective IQ drops, y'know? Especially around his boy, Ciare. I think he's trying to impress us, BUT- Akuri, if you're listening- you dont HAVE to impress us! Bro, we love you, whether you swallow mentos and coke at the same time or not. <3"
"Jesus, she's probably the smartest person in the world, I think. I wouldn't say she's nice but also she doesn't really have to be, with all the stuff that's going on in that brain of hers. And she helps me out whenever I get hurt skating, and also when I'm not feeling the best, she's-she's like everyone's dad! Everyone's revolutionary, lesbian dad."
"Akuri Addams is a nice boy. I'm probably biased, since he reminds me of my brother. Which is alarming, since my brother does not bottle things up as much as he does. It's not your place to know about what, of course, that is between him and I. I will say that he is unconditionally loving, very patient, selfless, open-minded, and despite what everyone else may think; he's actually quite clever and strong-willed. Maybe not in the ways people appreciate, but I certainly do."
"Gabby's the best! She's always doing something and I also am always doing something, it's so fun to chat with her about the stuff she does because she does it all. Her life is so cool and I like her scarf thing, it always matches with her outfit. She's a great person."
"Akuri? Yeah, he's not bad for a guy. He's kind of-...Well, you've talked to everyone else, right? He's kind of stupid, and I guess that's what makes him bearable. I just live my life and sometimes he pops into it, and it's like...Okay, guess this is what we're doing today, aces. Yeah. Good guy."
"Gabe's cool. He's really nice when you get to know him, but I can see why a lot of people don't try...he's kind of a chicken! Even more than me, and even more of a perfectionist than....I dunno, who's a perfectionist in the group? Anyway, yeah. He's shy and kind of hard to talk to but I get special access into his brain because we used to be pen pals!"
"He's sweet. I don't like to talk about people's issues for them, but I think there's a very justified reason he is the way he is. He wrote to me about it all the time... His handwriting's really bad. That's-it's-probably a weird thing to ...To focus on but it is, I can read it but I'm sure even the smartest linguist would have trouble...He's cute as hell."
"He's so scary. I don't like being near him, I don't know how Avery can stomach it. T-That's...That's all I wanna say...I mean-I think everyone has a little bit of good in them, but this guy, I just....Yeah, no, I'm done talking about it."
"Ohhh, the pipsqueak... Oh, I loooove the pipsqueak. It's so fun to make him... Squeak. I don't get much, uhm... Alone time with him, since he's learned to leave the room when I'm around, haha! However, through very reliable sources, I hear about him A LOT, and I mean a lot."
"Ika's....Ika! She isn't nice, she's-there's kind of like a holy trinity of people who like to rag on me, and it's Avery, Clara, and Ika. She's like a big sister figure to me, which is funny because we're the same age. She's cool and she knows it."
"Addams! Wow, I absolutely love that guy. He's fucking hilarious. If we went to the same school I would absolutely have made a small living stealing his lunch money. He's gotta learn how to fuckin' grow a backbone, dude. Just-even a small backbone. Just a small pair of balls. He also sucks at magic but that's just cause he's a dude."
"Ika's freaky sister. I don't know how to feel about her and I'll leave it at that."
"Waste of space... But it's fun to make him squirm."
"Cripes, she gives me the creeps. I know she's cool and all, like-like she's not mean or anything. But yknow, it's...Hard to approach a lady the size of a building who psychoanalyzes you because she knows every aspect of your life. Um...I wish she'd stop saying that."
"LET IT GO, THIS TOO SHALL PASS."
"Livia! She's possibly the sweetest person in the history of the whole world... Possibly more of an angel than Judgement Day, but...Oh god! Don't run your mouth, Livs! I take it back! She's the worst!!!"
"Akuri's the best! We've gotten very close over the years. At first I was worried he'd end up just being like, my friend or my brothers friend, but it turns out he's ended up being both equally! We all hang out together a lot. Uhm... Hes been with us through some really tough times. Tough times I wouldn't share with anyone else. I think I'm the only person who knows what hes REALLY like, y'know? Like, Ciare is pretty up there, but he doesn't... Well, he doesn't know EVERYTHING, y'know? Oh, shoot- I shouldn't have said that... Sorry Kuri!"
"Weirdo... She's always smiling and that upsets me. If you're standing far away and just sort of-just squinting and tilting your head then she might be really cute, but then you get up close and...Just-...Euuuugh."
"He's a dope, but at least he's a fun one. I wouldn't say I particularly care about him either way, though. We barely share a dimensional plane, that's about the extent of our camaraderie."
"Duncan's fucking awesome, which feels great to say because he's like me. I think we get each other on a level no one else does, and I think that's awesome. He's really nice, probably the nicest out of all of us, and I think that he's the kind of guy we really need in this crazy crazy world! His only flaw is that he's so much freaking taller than me!"
"Little boy, the littlest boy- He... Hehe! Oh, okay let me start over- That's just an inside joke between us! Okay- Uhm... Uh, okay! Akuris fun to hang out with, like, really fun. I don't know many other people who I like, really relate to? I think he's so cool, because of that! I mean, hes got all those friends and they hang out all the time, so hes a lot like the cool kids I knew in school. I- Well, I wouldn't say I'm jealous, but I want to hang out with him like that, too! I see a lot of potential for us to be close friends like that, but... Yeah, making friends takes time."