Zepar's Links
If you can't learn to bend over, I'll have Satan teach you!!
<i>Groans</i>. Zepar thinks he can walk around in some boots and a strap-on and suddenly take <i>charge</i>. Maybe if I was some sniveling little whimp like Andras, but I’m <i>always</i> top dog and Zepar’s gonna be licking my feet.
Wowow, Cimmy is so awesome! he's like, super talented at everything, I wanna be just like him! And it's fun to hang out with him 'cause i'll sit in Satan's lap and he'll sit on Allocer's face!
Zepar's pretty nice - don't tell anyone, but I think he's Satan's favorite. Little bit toooooo ditzy, but he's pretty good at holding a conversation so I don't mind chilling with him if I don't have a raid to go on.
Mammon was so mean to Satan before, it really... well, it made me feel really bad. I had to protect him! But Mammon ended up leader anyways, and that's just... weird, I guess. Why would you WANT to be leader?
Er... Zepar's fine, I guess? He's Satan's favorite, I'm pretty sure. Really over-energetic, though, I can't stand him. Always bitchin' excitedly about something or another.