SHITWANK

THIS IS MY TEAM FORTRESS TWO SONA AND HIS NAME IS SHITWANK.

THE LORE:

very real JESTER FROM DeGROOT KEEP, SHITWANK WAS SENT TO THE "FUTURE" (only in his head) WHERE GUNS AND OTHER CRaZY THINGS EXIST (he finally got off cp_degrootkeep and to literally any other map). HE'S BARELY HELD A GUN IN ALL HIS 27 YEARS OF EXISTING ON SAID MAP, SO HE IS EXTREMELY FUCKING BAD AT AIMING. YOU MAY ASK YOURSELF "but why doe he gott hte drip. why does he gott the austrialkilaium weapen, whem he cannot aime?/" HE doesn't really know either he just kind of has it.

HIS NAME WAS BESTOWED UPON HIM BY AN EDGY ANIME SNIPER WHO SPOKE "you goddamn SHITWANK. goddamn WANKSHIT." IN the voice CHAT. THE SNIPER THEN LEFT THE GAME AFTER BEING dOMINATED BY SHITWANK. SHITWANK TOOK THIS NAME AS A BADGE OF HONor...

THE PERSONALITY:

THE T EAM JESTER. MEGA TRYHARD YET fRIENDLY. WILL TAKE YOUR HEALTHPACK AND LAUGH (LIMESCOUTS FEAR HIM). HE WILL DOMINATE YOU AND IMMEDIATELY LEAVE THE GAME SO YOU WILL NOT GETT SWEET REVENGE. KILL-BINDS IF YOU MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH HiM.

NAME IS INSPIRED BY SHIT WANK RECORDS, THE GREATEST RECORD LABEL.

HIS SKIN TASTES LIKE CHEERIOS .

FAVORITE TEaM IS RED.

FAVORITE CLASS IS THE Medic.

THEME SONGE 
(I just realized this song could actually be canon. TF2 lore takes place in in the 60's-70's. This song was released in 1973. Oh my God it's canon,.,,,)