elliot

• once was a fan character ... but now.... hes a person
• themes: chemistry (a lot just because everyone hates that song n he's... Controversial) ; laser gun ; common people ; when you die ; she works out too much ; alien boy 

elliot broflovski is a total loser. he loves to say shit like "hi hungry, i'm dad!" and "knock knock (whose there) interrupting cow (interrupting cow wh-) mMOO". i mean, it could be worse, but it's pretty bad as it is. he likes to watch conspiracy videos about god knows what that have like 3 views and the only comment is from the creator of said video who, evidently, forgot to log out of their account before posting "wow! great video! keep it up!". he has very strong and often very strange opinions on obscure topics no one cares about, like whether or not black bears are the strongest bear or if sharks should be allowed to vote. he can go on about these things for hours, and is actually pretty well spoken in some ways. although, when actually important topics come up, he has no opinion whatsoever.

elliot attends highschool in the middle of nowhere, otherwise known as middle america. he lives with his parents and his brother in a nuclear household, out in their napoleon dynamite-esque neighborhood. they have a dog that elliot lovingly named 'red rocket' before his brother, jesse, realized 3 months later what that meant (not wise to look up, just btw), and changed his name to charlie the dog. 

he's never had very good grades in school, especially now in highschool. his gpa is an astounding 2.9, while his brother has a perfect, unweighted, 4.0. to level out his own hurt ego, elliot constantly makes fun of jesse for having practically no friends, even though they're basically in the same boat. they talk to each other more than they talk to anyone else, making them unfortunate and unwilling best friends. 

despite what it sounds like, elliot and jesse definitely do care about each other, they're just hormonal teenage boys.