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Stunning. Have you seen her? When she asked to see me the first time, I stepped out of the kitchen then walked right back in. Had to compose myself. At first I thought she was tryin' to get on my good side for discounts by flirtin' with me (which I absolutely gave), but then she asked me out! Can you imagine? It's either a long con or I'm living out my days in an absolute dream.
Have you ever had Sashi's food? Well you absolutely need to try it out. Went for the first time a few years back and it blew me away so I asked to give compliments to the chef. Lo and behold the most beautiful imp I've ever seen makes the best food I've ever tasted. Went a few more times, flirted with her, and finally summoned the courage to ask her out. We've been dating ever since and I've never been happier.