Duck wishes to make peace with the bread. As the supreme overlord of all Ducks, I will have my species promise to never attempt ingestion of bread deemed to be soggy. Our alliance would allow for us to become a powerful nation of omnipotent beings.
Prom attempts to consume the bread, completely ignoring the fact that it's covered in mold and probably the tears of children.
How could you possibly be the most popular character? Your wheat-flour dough bathed in H20. Have fun being immortal, the Ducks will wipe you out eventually.
I don't think I regret that 200th Favorite at all(IT WAS 1 OFF AND I COULDN'T LET IT JUST SIT THERE LIKE THAT OK). How could I? Ha haha. All hail our god Soggy Bread!
I am almost positive you are the most popular character on this site right now. Disgusting piece of soggy bread. I should be in your place, I SHALL REIGN.
This wet bread's been sitting at the entrance for days... Isn't anyone going to throw it out? It looks kinda gross...
I am of divine flesh and will not submit to your soggy breadedness...
I also have the power to make up words... i do however find that your stench is unbearable and would appreciate if you could somehow cover it up with human products...
Have a good day
Btw... i still like you more than pickles
If a soggy bread like yourself splooshed while no one was around to hear, would you still make a sound?
AND THE MIGHTIEST SHALL FALL BEFORE THE AMAZING AND POWERFUL SOGGY BREAD. HIS TIDES OF POWER WILL WASH OVER ALL OF US, AND HIS INFERIOR SHALL DROWN IN ITS GLORY. ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY SOGGY BREAD
Hi I'm Feud the bread-eater. I eat bread on a daily basis. Your kin's cries for mercy cannot be heard over the loud chomping of my canine teeth, and the flaming flow of magma oozing from my skin, potentially taking a victim of white bread in it's clasps. You. Are. Next.
Do you have any brothers wtf how do your parents even look at you./ disgusting./
OHN O. OHH NO. FIRST OF ALL, YOU FLESH BASED WALNUT, I HAVE NO ~BROTHERS~ OR ~PARENTS~ BECAUSE I AM NOT A INFERIOR BEING WITH DISGUSTING REPRODUCTION WHICH OOZES FROM A BIGGER BEING‘S GENITALS LIKE YOU. SECONDLY, HOW DARE YOU, MORTAL, OFFEND MY GRACE. DISGUSTING, DISGUSTING ~YOU~
i laugh at you when you call me a mere mortal! you piece of /bread/. what grace? there is none. youre a bread. soggy, to be exact. you cant move. your best luck is to have a seagull find you somewhat attractive, and then murder you with the jaw power of their beak, and leave crumbs in the ocean, where you'll slowly deteriorate. i liVE
Perhaps you'd like to add some Goo to your soggyness! I'd be glad to assist~ May we see many things from the sentient soggy friend in the future!
you should make a sibling for yourself //crispy bread/
Did you at some point in your life aspire to be toast, or was the way of being waterlogged always your true calling?
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