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FIX YOUR HIGHLIGHTS BEFORE TRYING TO INSULT ME

*gavin screaming in the distance*

Breaaaaad *drools*

can i put you in my ass?

NO!!!!!!!!!! 

Duck wishes to make peace with the bread. As the supreme overlord of all Ducks, I will have my species promise to never attempt ingestion of bread deemed to be soggy. Our alliance would allow for us to become a powerful nation of omnipotent beings.

>DOUBT,

SOGGY FOR PRESIDENT 2k16 !!!!

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Prom attempts to consume the bread, completely ignoring the fact that it's covered in mold and probably the tears of children.

DESPICABLE!

How could you possibly be the most popular character? Your wheat-flour dough bathed in H20. Have fun being immortal, the Ducks will wipe you out eventually.

King Soggy

ITS BACK! I'VE BEEN WAITING TO SEE THIS BEAUTY BACK ON THE FRONT PAGE! 8'D

This. You, lord bread, are beautiful.

omfg this made it back to featured characters ovo
amazing

Best OC

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SOGGY BREAD GOD ;w; PLEASE BLESS US BY YOUR PRESENCE!

absolutely beautiful

ALL HAIL SOGGY BREAD!

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.... What exactly are you "sogged" in?

SOG ESSENCE.

Soggy Bread, Do you...

Crave my McNuggies?

disgusteng, disgusteng

I don't think I regret that 200th Favorite at all(IT WAS 1 OFF AND I COULDN'T LET IT JUST SIT THERE LIKE THAT OK). How could I? Ha haha. All hail our god Soggy Bread!

This is my new favorite character on this site <3

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200 STAR FAVORITE?? http://toyhou.se/~forums/thread/4977.i-bet-you-thought-youd-seen-the-last-of-me-/0

-quietly throws away soggy bread-

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MORTALS AND THEIR BORING, SENSELESS MORTAL SPEECH, MAKING NO SENSE AND NOT RELATIN TO ME, BREAD.

Soggy Bread, Please hear my prayers. I need a cookie. Thank.

DO I LOOK A WHAT?? COOKIE FACTORY??? I AM POWERFUL BREAD NOT A, COOKIE GIVER.

goo

I have a crush on this character.

YOUR FEELINGS ARE, DISGUSTING.

goo

B-BUT . . . at least soggy bread senpai noticed me . . .

licks

NO!!!!!

Why is this so beautiful? Like wow.

YOU BEAUTY SEEN IN ME, IS BECAUSE I AM A SUPERIOR LIFEFORM, BREAD IS PERFECTION AND BEAUTY. MAJESTY

Soggy bread, what is the meaning of life? I feel down right now and need guidance :'c

I DONT CARE ABOUT MEANING OF ~LIFE~ OR YOUR HUMAN, ~EXISTENCE CRISIS~. I AM IMMORTAL

YES!! IT IS OUR LORD AND SAVIOR. HAIL THE SOGGY BREAD.

AGAIN! ENCORE!

I am almost positive you are the most popular character on this site right now. Disgusting piece of soggy bread. I should be in your place, I SHALL REIGN.

YOUR TEARS ARE, DELLICIOUS.

slurp

*whispers* I heard that someone dares to challenge your mightiness

tTHEY ARE A FOOL, I AM UNDEFEATABL. E

This wet bread's been sitting at the entrance for days... Isn't anyone going to throw it out? It looks kinda gross...

SURPRISE PROFESSIONAL FORNICATOR! I BET YOU THOUGHT YOUD SEEN THE LAST, OF ME.

Uwahhhh!!! I coulda stepped on this! Why is it still here!? Why does it sound like it's t-talking! S-someone h-h-help!

I am of divine flesh and will not submit to your soggy breadedness...

I also have the power to make up words... i do however find that your stench is unbearable and would appreciate if you could somehow cover it up with human products...

Have a good day

Btw... i still like you more than pickles

ALL HAIL SOGGY BREAD

YES. I FEEL POWERFUL.

GOOD. WITH YOUR POWER WE WILL CONQUER ALL HUMANITY.

Pssht, everyone knows I'm far superior to bread, not to mention soggy bread. Hmph!

WOW DID SOMEONE HEAR THIS???? IT IS THE SOUND OF ME NOT CARING TO WHAT, DIRTY FLESH SAYS.

Soggy bread gives me life!

YOUR LIFE WILL BE USEFUL ONCE, I RISE AS THE BREAD LORD, BE LIVEFUL, FLESH BEING

Call me weird, but I'd still eat you bro. Can't let food go to waste. [wink]

EXTREMELY DISGUSTING AND INNAPROPRIATE.

If a soggy bread like yourself splooshed while no one was around to hear, would you still make a sound?

IF YOU HEAD WAS CUT OFF WHILE NO ONE, WAS LOOKING WOULD IT, STILL MAKE A CUTTEN HEAD NOISE???

(=ω=;) Touche, Sir Soggy Bread. Touche.

AND THE MIGHTIEST SHALL FALL BEFORE THE AMAZING AND POWERFUL SOGGY BREAD. HIS TIDES OF POWER WILL WASH OVER ALL OF US, AND HIS INFERIOR SHALL DROWN IN ITS GLORY. ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY SOGGY BREAD

YES. FEED MY POWER WITH YOUR PRAYS. POSEIDON QUIVERS BEFORE ME.

NATIONS SHALL FALL BEFORE YOUR NAME YOU SHALL BE OUR ONE AND ONLY RULER!

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THAT WOULD BE INNAPROPRIATE, AND ALSO DISGUSTING, AND ALSO INNAPROPRIATE, IF NOT IMPOSSIBLE, BECAUSE THE BREAD IS UNSTOPPABLE.

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Hi I'm Feud the bread-eater. I eat bread on a daily basis. Your kin's cries for mercy cannot be heard over the loud chomping of my canine teeth, and the flaming flow of magma oozing from my skin, potentially taking a victim of white bread in it's clasps. You. Are. Next.

I THINK YOU ARE MISTAKING ME, FOR A BEING ABLE TO FEEL THE FEELING OF ~HUMAN EMPATHY~ TOWARDS THOSE, THAT ARE THOSE OF THE SAME SPECIES AS ME. YOU ARE WRONG. FIRST, I AM UNIQUE, SECONDLY, NO ONE EATS SOGGY BREAD, SO YOU CAN STOP LYING. 

Damn, you piece of bread you have some sass. Disgusting. Although I do crave the taste of soggy bread soaked in mineral water, as I have a weak sense of taste which can allow me to digest many horrid things such as your ego.

i'm gonna lick it

やめろ!!!!

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ARE YOU TRYING, TO MOCK MY SPEECH, IN AN INTENT TO OFEND ME. DO YOU REALISE. HOW STUPID THIS , IS??? YOU AD MIRE ME. YOU MIMIC ME TO TRY TO OFFEND ME. FLESH IS INFERIOR TO BREAD. disgusting YOU

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YOUR LOYALITY IS APPRECIATED, BUT IT WONT TRICK ME, INTO PARTICIPATING IN HUMAN MATING RITUALS.

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Do you have any brothers wtf how do your parents even look at you./ disgusting./

OHN O. OHH NO. FIRST OF ALL, YOU FLESH BASED WALNUT, I HAVE NO ~BROTHERS~ OR ~PARENTS~ BECAUSE I AM NOT A INFERIOR BEING WITH DISGUSTING REPRODUCTION WHICH OOZES FROM A BIGGER BEING‘S GENITALS LIKE YOU. SECONDLY, HOW DARE YOU, MORTAL, OFFEND MY GRACE. DISGUSTING, DISGUSTING ~YOU~

i laugh at you when you call me a mere mortal! you piece of /bread/. what grace? there is none. youre a bread. soggy, to be exact. you cant move. your best luck is to have a seagull find you somewhat attractive, and then murder you with the jaw power of their beak, and leave crumbs in the ocean, where you'll slowly deteriorate. i liVE

I WORSHIP THIS GROSS BEING OF CHAOS

yes. YES. WORSHIP ME, SMART ONE. your faith will make me stronger. THE BREAD WILL RISE, WITHOUT THE, GROSS PART. BECAUSE AS A BREAD, I AM PERFECT, IN EVERY WAY, TASTE AND TEXTURE POSSIBLE.

YES, LORD BREAD. FORGIVE MY INSOLENCE.

Does soggy bread go moldy?

NO!!!!!!

I lov eatig bread soggy or not com here bread

YOUR LUDICROUS LACK OF CLOTHING AND HEAVY, EXEMPLAR BUILD WILL NOT TRICK ME INTO BEING EATEN, VESSEL OF FLESH

Are your number one enemies ducks?

MY NUMBER ONE ENEMY. ARE PEOPLE WHO REFUSE TO ACCEPT ME, AS A SUPERIOR LIFEFORM, AND ALSO, THOSE WEIRD LOOKING BIRDS, WHO KEEP STARING, BUT THEY ARE INFERIOR. AND SIGHTLY DISGUSTING.

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WHAT IS THE MEANING. OF THIS. disgusting

I would like to obtain a hugging pillow which captures the utmost beauty of your soul

NO. DO NOT PUT ME IN YOUR, ~DAKEMAKOORA~ FANTASIES. I AM NOT YOUR ANIME WAIFU. I AM, YOUR GOD.

Perhaps you'd like to add some Goo to your soggyness! I'd be glad to assist~ May we see many things from the sentient soggy friend in the future!

NO. NO GOO. GOO IS IMPURE, INFERIOR WATER. DO NOT TOUCH ME WITH YOUR THICK, PLEB SUBSTANCE.

Perhaps I'll just have to chew on you a bit then!!

...Soggy....Bread? ....FRIEND!!!!

I AM BY NO WAYS INFECTED WITH THIS HUMAN DISEASE CALLED ~FRIENDSHIP~

you should make a sibling for yourself //crispy bread/

THAT SOUNDS EXTREMELY OFFENSIVE AND PURELY DISGUSTING. Who would want a bread, if not soaked in water. what is the purpose. what is the reason for it to be, ~crispy~. the reason i say. is to be purely D I S G U S T I N G

;A; -hides in corner-

there is no why to hide. THE BREAD CAN SEE ALL.

the powerful bread can see aLL

Did you at some point in your life aspire to be toast, or was the way of being waterlogged always your true calling?

I am nothing like the human desert named ~toast~. I am a powerful entity with mythical water powers. Do not compare me to your poorly nutritional food, vessel of flesh

Alrighty then. Water it is.

So you and seagulls.... how does that work out for you, bread friend?

Yes, water. The glorious, POWERFUL water. As a water elemental, I can assure you our powers are DEVASTATING. nothing can st... What about seagulls. I do not work with lesser beings, much less beings of flight. d i s g u s t i n g

FCUK NOOOOOOO

your love for me can not be hidden, human

But which side up do they land.

the soggy bread lands on neither side because the soggy bread is unstopabble 

Love this character. Hopefully I'll get some time to do some fanart soon. So majestic <3

your emotion of love and probable submission towards me is appreciated, creature of flesh

100% orginal charcter (c) Xuu 2k15
NO STEELING OR COPYIGN!!!

/shot

i indeed am, the most original and beautiful

truly stunning