Palmfoot's Links
Oh thank stars she's gone... oh wait she's probably up with the stars. Darn it!
Hhh... I mean... I aspire to be petty but sometimes seeing his attitude towards his own allies makes me worry about what he plans to do with his enemies.
My second-most hated cat! Right after her mother.
(Half-sister through their father Monkeytail)
Believe it or not, when I was younger, I thought having another brother was kind of cool. Say what you want about me being evil, because yeah I am, but he's just as petty and he's not even a Parrotsong kid.
(Half-brother through their father Monkeytail)
Palmfoot x Driftbranch
SiblingHate - 5/10
Commentary:
Wavestar: I’m not wrong. Love born out of hate, I dig it.
MrsRogers and PAlmfoot. -Ugh, I wanted to forget about this. Hot, but even I know this mostly stemmed from this boy's mommy issues. And daddy issues. And authority issues- he has issues, ok? 3/10
Father. Don't understand why he felt the need to hook up with that Rainclanner...
Son. Kind of... not on good terms when I left.
Swallowfur's not a bad cat. She's probably the one cat in this group I have the least amount of problems with at the moment.
He's pretty annoying and no one really likes him. It'd be easier to feel bad for him if he wasn't so annoying and impulsive. We were pretty worried about him going ahead to the city, since he has so little charisma it could ruin our chances with the cats there, but somehow he came back with Mistystar and bungled everything when passing through clan territory. Life's little surprises.
I'm pretty sure Vincent is what could be firmly labeled as a "kittypet" by the code. I don't recall this guy managing a catch during a hunt and the fighting lesson...
At least he's knowledgeable about some stuff and let us know about the economic stuff in the city. So he's not completely useless. The hat is stupid though.
Ah, I actually quite appreciate Palmfoot's presence as it makes me look quite charming in comparison. That was not a jab, I am genuinely afraid of being left here. I must hand it to him, I do think I might have perished on the spot had I been the one to soil myself in front of everyone. All that being said, he has been proving himself to be unfit company regardless of all the charming positives I've listed. Apparently, he has grown attracted to me. This makes me very uncomfortable as I would never want to be with someone who enjoys kicking me in the ribs.
... He is a grown-ass tom, but half the time, I'm almost convinced he's apprentice age. That's not an insult, by the way, it's a concern. I'll give it to him, he has some natural talent when learning how to hunt, but does no one else find it strange how sheltered Chauncey comes across?
I do believe that I have upset him with the dares which I have performed against him at the behest of others who are most angry with him over his various actions. He burgled a woman in the past, and more recently put lives at risk upsetting the evil queen which they aim to defeat, if I am not mistaken.
Yellowbeard actually sort of scares me. He gives off these 'parent' vibes but I'm pretty sure he mentioned thinking on burning down that Hunters' Guild? I'd rather not see that side of him come to fruition.
... well fuck.
This little guy has so many issues going on. And since no one else was willing to go to the city with him, I went so that he wouldn't at least get killed without anyone knowing. Maybe if he has someone to reign him in, he could improve.
Update: DISOWNED. YOU ARE SO LUCKY I'M NOT YOUR FATHER, BOY!
I wasn't a peach as an apprentice either, but wow. Just wow. If Brightpaw thinks she's really that much better than me now, she's in for a world of disappointment when she becomes a warrior.
"I put my foot in my mouth a lot but at least I'll never be as embarrassing as /Palmfoot/."
I cannot express the amount of sheer bitterness I have towards this guy. "Oh, my sister led the attack and chased out the other clan, but I have inner conflict about this" fuck you! That other clan was mine! That place is my clan's home! And I guarantee you, if anyone one our side it likely to turn traitor, it's Bluebeard here!
He's my sister's half-brother... something he seems to ignore until it looks like it could get him pity points. Otherwise, he seems to like throwing Chipmunkstar being my sister in my face like an insult and I'm sick of it! This whole thing would have been better if he didn't come along, I'm glad he left for the city!
HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO MESS THIS UP EVEN FURTHER?!
I think- THINK - I know what she's trying to do with the cable issue, but waiting around for two members to heal when we could have just split the group and have half of us go to the city to scout it out really seemed silly! She's my clan's medicine cat though and sad as it is, she's really the closest thing to stable leadership Splashclan has right now.
Palmfoot has always been difficult, even as an apprentice. Him coming with us is... very much trying to give the others at home space and not have the chance of him escalating the current problems with Rainclan and Oceanclan. I'm hoping Yellowbeard will be able to do damage control when they go to the city, but...
I do get part of his irritation at the moment though. All three of the big clans not helping us was a big blow and Splashclan can't remain refugees in Waveclan forever.
Mommy issues, authority issues, I have a lot of them going on and... yeah, not the best things to reveal when in a fight with her.
I'm actually hopeful with her and the other cats on our side. Any ally is better than none at this point and she does have experience with that hunters guild.
I just hope we're not met with any nasty surprises.
I saved his ass. He is a brat at best but I can't watch someone die. I am not doing this for him. I'm doing this because I think its the right thing to do. Don't directly disobey me and I wont throw you.
She's gonna make her apprentice worse, you can't tell me I'm wrong on this.
Ugh this fucking bitch, like I'm a cunt but I'm self aware. I will fight him if he annoys me any more.
Purple. She's pretty, but why does she have all stuff in her pack? Did she ever say what her occupation was?
I.... He is pretty I will give him that. But hes nasty. I know how that is, some of the girls back in the brothel are like that. Pretty doesn't equal a good heart. You have made things much more difficult according to the others...
... What the fuck is up this dude? I mean, I know I'm fucked up, but I at least am sort of in touch with my feelings on stuff. He just seems repressed.
Hm. His companions do not seem to enjoy his presence, likely due to his compromising of national security and past crimes. He even has 'beef' with Chauncey, which I was not previously aware one could have. It was no coincidence that the one who would rescue him was someone who seems to have only recently met him.
Everyone hates him, I don't know why, except he smells like pee. It's like no one has ever been near Elderpaw.
Mom. She was gone when I was still a kit. Some to think about it, I don't remember... anything about her. I wonder if she and I would have gotten along.
Son
What the hell? NO WHAT THE HELL!? I gave birth to that! Like, I'll give Monkeytail shit, but I know all THAT was not him and I was dead! What the hell???
Bio daughter
Bio dad
I wonder what it'd be like if any of us were raised by him. They said it was a donor situation, but I doubt any lick of that. Hopefully he was a decent cat?
Bio son
Bio dad
I never gave much thought about him. I mean, he was just a donor right? ... Right?
Bio son
Bio dad
I wonder what the dude is like sometimes. I mean, I have some clues to what he looks like, but like... what the hell kind of guy was he to end up being Ma and Pa's donor? Knowing them, it's hard to believe some of the things they say.