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Everyone else in the campaign keeps asking me what Seiji's first name is. She keeps telling me that I'll know when I need to know. So yeah....
Cold, snarky, and relentless, Seiji was brought in by the Imperial Detectives to join (babysit) the already formed group of heros, chosen by the fortunes to stop the sun from being plunged into darkness by the Drow Prince Makura. So far she has gotten teleported to the Underdark, ignored Kichi's petulent dislike of her existance, gotten lost in a mysterious forest, memorized the exact way a centaurs balls sway as he simultainiously shits and cheerfully talks about his day, actually stabbed the bad guy to the shock of the party, done coccain off the hot Eladrin man's nipples after they fucked (with knives), and, to top it all off, gotten to rent a really cool flying sword. Currently she's trying to not think about the international crisis caused by actually captureing Makura, or how he and Kichi really need to figure out handjobs before they kill eachother.
Brand both worries about and rightfully recognizes Gany as one of the biggest threats to the party. He feels like he should be doing more to keep Gany from following in his footsteps vis-a-vis thinking with his dick, but is usually caught up in his charisma and never manages to actually point him in a less dangerous direction. Dispite this, however, he greatly respects Gany's impressive skills as a sorcerer.
Brand is more than a little unnerved by Zel's lack of giving a fuck about anyone around him, but after learning that he is about gnome 15, hopes that he'll grow out of it. He definitly likes having Zel on his side tho and is jealous of Zel's ability to blow shit the fuck up.
99% of the time Brand is sad about how little he knows about the dicks of the men he meets. Hansi is the 1%.
Brand worries that he forgets about Dravo compared to the melodrama of most of the rest of the party. But, honestly? The kid is more than capable of taking care of himself.
As a fellow nature based spellcaster, Brand was very jealous when he saw Willow call down a swarm of piranahs from the sky to devour the flesh of their enemies. He was also seriously squicked out and probably takes more care than nessesary when talking with them.
