Taz

Who's gonna save you when you drown at sea? This guy right here. Taz is a thyclaine lifeguard who's popular with the ladies and the fellas. He's a charmer with voice so clear everyone swoons. A wink and a hair flip and one could fall on their knees for him. It's all because he's a siren of the sea, and everyone knows sirens are carnivorous creatures. Don't listen to anything he say or you'll be his next meal.