Bowie

“Look. I didn’t sign up for this shit and neither did you, so how about you shut the fuck up and get your ass back to the damn activities field.”

Bowie is one of the counselors of this goodness forsaken camp! She clearly doesn’t want to really be here and originally filled out the application in a sleep drunken haze out of desperation, but imagine her surprise when she got the job! Now she’s stuck here looking after a bunch of children that all seem to have their own unique problems and features. 

She’s gotten used to having to find Nix when a Teleportation spell goes wrong, or stop a major fire in the mess hall due to the “trouble trio” finding an extra canister of flammable substance (Not sure why or how it was there though). 

All in all she’s done with life and much rather be working at a job somewhere else. Though by this point she would feel a bit bad about leaving her Co-Counselor to fend for himself in this hellish place.