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Listen here you little shit. For once can you please not be an asshole for a day? I need my sleep, the campers need their sleep, [REDACTED] needs his sleep. So no more 3 am schemes or Nikki ate one of beaker’s projects and now is a rampaging monster that is trying to eat the kids. I’m getting tired of your shit.
Fuck you, Bird lady. It’s not my fault Nikki always gets her hands on Beaker’s projects, and I’ll stop trying to get out of this place once I’m fucking free.
Beaker! How many fucking times do I have to say, no corroding chemicals! Now we have to somehow fix the show stage even though we barely have funds to keep this shithole running!
Well I’m sorry! Everything was under control! It’s not my fault that [REDACTED] got in the way!
For the last time I’m not your mom. I’m just supposed to be taking care of you guys for the summer...
Mom!
Nix, we’ve talked about this, no major spells. You can barely use a teleportation spell without getting warped into a tree. So instead of trying to one up [REDACTED], try working on your rolls and probabilities, okay?
Sorry.... But [REDACTED] was calling my magic fake..... I couldn’t just let him do that! Though you may be right.... my probability leaves much to be desired....