Chardonnay Mercedes Slayter

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• - CHARDONNAY MERCEDES SLAYTER - •

she/her - Teesside 'chav' bitch - capricorn 

 fav song: Smack that - Akon ft Eminem

about

• Chardonnay is more obsessed with BBM than you.

She's horrible, rude and cannoy apply foundation that she knicked from her sister

in the wrong shade to save her life. •

likes

Her tacky rhinestone Blackberry Curve 8520, roll on lipgloss, 

smelling like a 00s stripper, JLS, 'health n beauty'

dislikes

English teachers, emos, legit anyone weird, her sister Kellie-Anne, Billy, shes stroppy and like 14

additional info

Kellie-Anne and Chardonnay are full siblings. As far as we're aware.

references

never blend ur god damn foundation!