• - CHARDONNAY MERCEDES SLAYTER - •
she/her - Teesside 'chav' bitch - capricorn
fav song: Smack that - Akon ft Eminem
• Chardonnay is more obsessed with BBM than you.
She's horrible, rude and cannoy apply foundation that she knicked from her sister
in the wrong shade to save her life. •
Her tacky rhinestone Blackberry Curve 8520, roll on lipgloss,
smelling like a 00s stripper, JLS, 'health n beauty'
English teachers, emos, legit anyone weird, her sister Kellie-Anne, Billy, shes stroppy and like 14
Kellie-Anne and Chardonnay are full siblings. As far as we're aware.