Laurel Blake

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Laurie Blake

Basics

Name Laurel Jane Blake
DOB December 2
Gender Female
Species Hyena/Cougar
Occupation Mechanic
Relationship It's Complicated

Synopsis

Metahuman daughter to superhero parents, Laurie's dad wanted a boy and she's spent her whole life viciously living up to that standard. Figurative eater of boys, frequent troublemaker, and owner of a muscle car, Laurie lives her life with a 'live fast, die never' mindset.

History

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Personality

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Playlist

Natalia Kills - Problem
‘Cause there's no salvation for a bad girl / We’re rock bottom / But there ain’t no stopping / ‘Cause they don’t know nothing about love / We’re hell raising / And we don’t need saving / ‘Cause there's no salvation for a bad boy / We’re rock bottom / But there ain’t no stopping / ‘Cause its you and me against the world / I’m your dream girl / This is real love / But you know what they say about me… / That girl is a problem / Girl is a problem / Girl is a problem problem

Ke$ha (feat. 3OH!3) - Blah Blah Blah
Coming out your mouth with your blah blah blah / Just zip your lips like a padlock / And meet me at the back with the jack and the jukebox / I don’t really care where you live at / Just turn around boy and let me hit that / Don’t be a little bitch with your chit chat / Just show me where your dick’s at

OK GO - A Million Ways
Oh such grace, / Oh such beauty, / And lipstick and callous and fishnets and malice. / Oh Darling, you’re a million ways to be cruel. / I should, / I wish I could, / Maybe if you were, I would, / A list of standard-issue regrets. / One last 80 proof, slouching in the corner booth. / Baby, it’s as good as it gets.

The Films - Belt Loops
Well she said, “Jealousy is something that distracts you.” / I said, “It’s hard to focus with your fingers in his belt loops.” / Then there was that dream about you naked in the bathroom / … / She’s like a devil in a dark shade of lipstick / An unassuming sort of x-rated misfit / Her bottle’s shook up all you gotta do is twist it / Before you get a chance you’ll already have missed it

Lady Gaga - Teeth
Don’t be scared / I’ve done this before / Show me your teeth / Don’t want no money / That shit’s is ugly / Just want your sex / Take a bit of my bad girl meat / Take a bite my me / Show me your teeth

Bitter:Sweet - Dirty Laundry
I’m just a bad girl, that’s why we get along / Won’t make excuses for anything I’m doing wrong / I’ll pull the trigger in a flash / Watch out honey, step back / Oooh, What’s the use in playing it safe? / Oooh, Wouldn’t you rather misbehave? / My way

Cobra Starship - Hot Mess
You were a problem child / Been grounded your whole life / So now you running wild / Playing with them good girls / No that ain’t your style / You think your hot shit / You’re cool, I love it, I love it / Yeah, yeah / Stumbling but yeah, you’re still looking hella fine / Keep doing what you’re doing and I'ma make you mine

Jamie Dunlap - Down On Love
Thrill seeker, what a deceiver / She’ll leave you hanging out on the line / Money maker, a mover and a shaker / She’ll steal your home, but she won’t do the time / I don’t want hanging around my door / ‘Cause she’s bringing me down / Down on love

Bettie Serveert - Lover I Don’t Have To Love
Now it’s 2 o'clock / The club is closed / We’re up the block / Your hands on me, / Pressing hard against your jeans / Your tongue in my mouth / Tryin to keep the words from comin out / You didn’t care to know / Who else may have been here before / I want a lover I don’t have to love / I want a boy who’s so drunk he doesn’t talk / Where’s the kid with the chemicals? / I thought I’d meet him here / But I’m not sure / I got the money if you got the time / You said it feels good / I said , “I’ll give it a try”

The Kills - Cheap and Cheerful
I’m bored of cheap and cheerful / I want expand some sadness / Hospital bills, parole / Open doors to madness / I want you to be crazy / 'Cause you’re boring baby when you’re straight / I want you to be crazy / 'Cause you’re stupid baby when you’re sane