Metahuman daughter to superhero parents, Laurie's dad wanted a boy and she's spent her whole life viciously living up to that standard. Figurative eater of boys, frequent troublemaker, and owner of a muscle car, Laurie lives her life with a 'live fast, die never' mindset.
Laurie's favorite pasttime is destroying boys. She's part spotted hyena so, listen, it's just in her genetics (the other half is mountain lion). Laur loves fast cars, bad boys, and trouble, trouble, trouble. She likes fighting and she's real, real bad with emotions and feelings.
(i love laurie cause she's like 'love? that sounds gross. can't we just fuck? i don't need feelings muddling this shit up' and then she gets FEELINGS for someone and just gets pissed about it.)
Laurie is the result of me going “What if Eddie had stuck around with Sally in Watchmen? How would Laurie have turned out?”. Turns out, she’s a foul-mouthed, crazy-ass bitch who’s more like her father than she ever could have been in the comic.
Laurie likes fucking and fighting and drinking and smoking. She’s the kind of girl that’s always in trouble, but never taking the punishment for it (because daddy knows the police force and when the Blake girl comes through, they give her to the new officers to watch them break).
She owns a ‘69 Dodge Charger that her father gave her and it’s her baby. She will cut a man if they harm her car.
In almost all universes, she has more than a little crush on a certain James Barnes. In the Amalga High universe, she sort of screwed that up because she seems to be getting progressively crazier in each new incarnation. In her original universe, they have a decent relationship.
She quite enjoys beating up boys and generally tormenting them.
She’s a metahuman, which means she can take more hits than a normal mortal and she can hit much harder than you’d think a girl of her type could.
In the original Amalgaverse canon, she becomes BFFs with Twilight Lady/Leslie and they generally wreak havoc on any and everything.
Natalia Kills - Problem
‘Cause there's no salvation for a bad girl /
We’re rock bottom /
But there ain’t no stopping /
‘Cause they don’t know nothing about love /
We’re hell raising /
And we don’t need saving /
‘Cause there's no salvation for a bad boy /
We’re rock bottom /
But there ain’t no stopping /
‘Cause its you and me against the world /
I’m your dream girl /
This is real love /
But you know what they say about me… /
That girl is a problem /
Girl is a problem /
Girl is a problem problem /
Oh Baby /
You so bad boy /
Drive me mad boy
Ke$ha (feat. 3OH!3) - Blah Blah Blah
Coming out your mouth with your blah blah blah /
Just zip your lips like a padlock /
And meet me at the back with the jack and the jukebox /
I don’t really care where you live at /
Just turn around boy and let me hit that /
Don’t be a little bitch with your chit chat /
Just show me where your dick’s at
OK GO - A Million Ways
Oh such grace, /
Oh such beauty, /
And lipstick and callous and fishnets and malice. /
Oh Darling, you’re a million ways to be cruel. /
I should, /
I wish I could, /
Maybe if you were, I would, /
A list of standard-issue regrets. /
One last 80 proof, slouching in the corner booth. /
Baby, it’s as good as it gets.
The Films - Belt Loops
Well she said, “Jealousy is something that distracts you.” /
I said, “It’s hard to focus with your fingers in his belt loops.” /
Then there was that dream about you naked in the bathroom /
… /
She’s like a devil in a dark shade of lipstick /
An unassuming sort of x-rated misfit /
Her bottle’s shook up all you gotta do is twist it /
Before you get a chance you’ll already have missed it
Lady Gaga - Teeth
Don’t be scared /
I’ve done this before /
Show me your teeth /
Don’t want no money /
That shit’s is ugly /
Just want your sex /
Take a bit of my bad girl meat /
Take a bite my me /
Show me your teeth
Bitter:Sweet - Dirty Laundry
I’m just a bad girl, that’s why we get along /
Won’t make excuses for anything I’m doing wrong /
I’ll pull the trigger in a flash /
Watch out honey, step back /
Oooh, What’s the use in playing it safe? /
Oooh, Wouldn’t you rather misbehave? /
My way
Cobra Starship - Hot Mess
You were a problem child /
Been grounded your whole life /
So now you running wild /
Playing with them good girls /
No that ain’t your style /
You think your hot shit /
You’re cool, I love it, I love it /
Yeah, yeah /
Stumbling but yeah, you’re still looking hella fine /
Keep doing what you’re doing and I'ma make you mine
Jamie Dunlap - Down On Love
Thrill seeker, what a deceiver /
She’ll leave you hanging out on the line /
Money maker, a mover and a shaker /
She’ll steal your home, but she won’t do the time /
I don’t want hanging around my door /
‘Cause she’s bringing me down /
Down on love
Bettie Serveert - Lover I Don’t Have To Love
Now it’s 2 o'clock /
The club is closed /
We’re up the block /
Your hands on me, /
Pressing hard against your jeans /
Your tongue in my mouth /
Tryin to keep the words from comin out /
You didn’t care to know /
Who else may have been here before /
I want a lover I don’t have to love /
I want a boy who’s so drunk he doesn’t talk /
Where’s the kid with the chemicals? /
I thought I’d meet him here /
But I’m not sure /
I got the money if you got the time /
You said it feels good /
I said , “I’ll give it a try”
The Kills - Cheap and Cheerful
I’m bored of cheap and cheerful /
I want expand some sadness /
Hospital bills, parole /
Open doors to madness /
I want you to be crazy /
'Cause you’re boring baby when you’re straight /
I want you to be crazy /
'Cause you’re stupid baby when you’re sane
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