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sup nerd, you ready to get destroyed at trivia night? bet u won't even show up lmao
You've yee'd your last haw, you fool. I'll be exactly six minutes late to Harris's tonight. We'll see who gets destroyed.
god, imagine having a neighbor who doesn't try to passive-aggressively invite me to Bible study. you're a real one Harris
also his snickerdoodles are the best fuckin cookies I've ever tasted holy shit
We have different interests, sure, but I relate to them a lot more than the other folks who live around here. They're the only neighbor I consider a real friend.