Percy's Links
World's sweetest boyfriend! Smooches!
...listen, if you're just here to tell me he's a literal monster, first you have to tell me why you think that would be news to me
I'm not sure I can put into words why I am so attached to Percival. It wouldn't translate well into any language this world understands.
NASTYCHICKENSAYSWHAT??
What? Oh goddammit. Hey smartass, I've come down with a bad case of ligma lately. I need you to check it out.
Hello, 911? Yeah, this lady brandished a butt-knife at me and tried to steal my ham sandwich. Can I sue her now or do I have to wait for her to actually commit a crime?
Oops, I thought you were done with it! Sorry!
...Uh, I mean, GIVE ME YOUR LUNCH MEAT, PUNK! Your ham is never safe from meeeee >:3c
You've yee'd your last haw, you fool. I'll be exactly six minutes late to Harris's tonight. We'll see who gets destroyed.
sup nerd, you ready to get destroyed at trivia night? bet u won't even show up lmao
He's a shockingly good listener for all the dad vibes he gives off. I always feel like he's going to lecture me, but I think he's just genuinely paying attention.
He lives an exciting life! It sounds exhausting. Kind of glad I don't have that much going on.