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His best friend ever since 3rd grade when Dave shoved him into the dirt at recess and John screamed "CHRIST IS WATCHING" at him.
I AM DROWNING
THERE IS NO SIGN OF LAND
YOU ARE COMING DOWN WITH ME
HAND IN UNLOVABLE HAND
AND I HOPE YOU DIE
I HOPE WE BOTH DIE
resents what a good father-figure Ray has been to Dave so he's passive-aggressive and snide to him every time they cross paths.
get this goblin out of my fucking house