Leslie

hedgemaze

Vaporwave snail pal.

designed by zinnia, thank u zin!
a cool slimy friend
they are a snail, so a hermaphrodite and they/them pronouns are good
Leslie's shell coils to the left, like Jeremy. one in a million, baby
they're pan but unfortunately left-coiling snails can only mate with other left-coiling snails, so dating is hard
but I believe in them: someday they will find someone to go on long (very long, they are snails) walks on the boardwalk with
Leslie repairs computers for a living but has to wear gloves so as not to get the parts all sticky, which is kind of a bummer
tbh if you didn't want your computer to be moist why did you hire a snail
thinks people who are grossed out by the word "moist" are gross, actually. moist rights
secretly wants to be a dj
they can't hear but they enjoy music anyway. good vibrations
misses orbitz. the drink, not the travel agency
travel agencies sound kind of spooky anyway. snails were not meant to move so far so fast
once maintained a popular angelfire webring devoted to pog collecting. still has a large collection
the pogs are also sticky, of course
wishes they didn't enjoy salty snacks. o no

Coding by hedgemaze, lowkeywicked, & WeltDerAthanasie // See gallery for image credits