Sam
sirKnight69
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- 4 years, 7 months ago
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- sirKnight69
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About
Sam is a stoner who lives with Alexin a cabin deep in Slender Woods. Over the years of bein stuck in this cabin, he's taken up growing his own weed as a hobby. He grows extremely potent weed as well as a special strain he created with the help of Alex's magic. This special strain is a psilocybin hybrid he calls psilocinabis that gives people the effects of mushrooms as they smoke. He sells his weed to buyers over the internet utilizing a magical scale Alex helped him create that sends the product directly to the buyer via teleportation magic.
When he's not watering, talking to or selling his plants, Sam spends the rest of his time in his room getting high, scrolling through the internet, jerking off, and playing video games. When hes not in his room he's in the living room with Alex watching movies/TV. Sam also has a really nice gamer pc setup, havin been inspired by tikTok to up his game in life and spend the money he's been earning with his deals.
Personality
Sam is very chill, relaxed, reeks of weed and uses memespeak from time to time. He's the type to speak his mind without thinking first and is honest to a fault. Talking to him tends to be a gamble, because he really does not give a shit what spews out of his mouth if it isnt directed towards his plants or clients. That being said, at least everyone knows he's genuine and honest. He doesnt get lying, and he doubts he could even if he wanted to because there's a 90% chance he'd forget about the fact that he lied about anything in the first place.
Design notes
Sam is covered in freckles, they stretch across his face and down his arms and back. He's also got a chin beard thing goin on with his sideburns. His thigh high top sneakers have heely's built into them and he uses them frequently to quote "escape his feelys". The logo on his shoes is a pentagram and his baseball bat reads, "Y0UR HE4D HERE". His hoodie is nearly always loose around him, so both shoulders show
Details
Likes
- Weed
- Kevin Smith movies
- Trailer Park Boys
- Glass Animals
- Sorority Noise
- Sex
Dislikes
- Himself
- Being misgendered
- Being Forgotten
- Sobriety
- Hard Drugs
- Being woken up
Hobbies
- Gardening
- Baking
- Playing Video Games
- Skating
- Watching Movies
- Smoking Weed
Backstory
Sam hates thinking about it, but he wasn't always normal. He didnt even start out human in the first place; he started out as a magical plush a family friend, The Psychotic Priestess of Mordecai (or Psych for short), made for his dads Jeff the Killer and Ben Drowned while they were Homestuck Trolls (I know. bare with me). She infused their genetic material into him, and used magic to bring him to life. He had candy red blood, blonde hair and was in a /heated/ kismesis with Jeff (IK its VERY BAD i was in middle school in 2015 =m=). He used Alex's spellbook and transformed himself into a human and aged himself up a bit before being completely forgotten about.
For a long time, no one even remembered that he existed and he spent his time sulking as he began to gain weight, grow his hair out and wear less clothing. Eventually he began growing weed in the basement to pass the time, and intime a knock came on the door. He answered it, hardly dressed and was greeted with his dad Ben, who was knocking for Jeff.
Trivia
- Back when he was a Homestuck troll, his typing qwirk was A-4 S-2 O-0. When he writes now, he writes backwards 2 for S, starts with a 4 for an A then extends the left line, and still puts a slash through his O's.
- He joined tikTok as a joke and got super invested in stonertok. Tiktok inspired him to up his game with his gaming set up, and he uses what fame he gets from any videos he makes to direct ppl to his products.
- He has slipped down the stairs bc of his heelys more times than he'd like to admit
- He's surprisingly talented as both a gardener and a baker
- When Lust makes tea for the two of them in the morning, Sam has his own special 420 tea bags just for him. He has a collection of Jay and Silent Bob mugs to drink it in.
- The M.F in his name stands for Motherfuckin- making his full name Samule Motherfuckin Woods-Rider
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