Solomon's Links
*strikes poses in the mirror* I believe this is my most-redeeming side, what do you think?
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I will gladly accept your gems for these cursed relics, thank you kindly :)
:))) Hand over the cursed stuff, I got some cool gems to trade ya 🤲
What a wretched beast! I mean you no harm, yet you chase me off the premises.
*clinks chains ominously*