Griffin's Links
Ah yes, my loyal partner in crime! What would I do without her? I mean--uh. To be honest, I'm not exactly sure why she's decided to stick around this long, but I'm definitely not complaining. We work well together, but I'm still trying to figure out how to be a better friend to her. That's what I think we are, anyway. Friends. ...Feels weird saying that.
He's really funny, but usually... uh. Unintentionally. Haha, no, I don't mean that in a bad way. He isn't the brightest, but I'm having a blast working with him. It's nice to have someone you can get along with both on and off the job, y'know? When he's not trying to be a big bad villain, he's surprisingly chill. I hope we can keep this up for a long time, even if he always tries to get out of doing chores on his assigned days.
Oh, jeez, her again... she's a real pain in the neck, did you know that? I don't know what Maggie and I did to tick her off, but she's been coming at us relentlessly for ages now. I think I've gotten used to fighting her, but she's still pretty scar--ahem. Never mind.
Someone so powerful seriously has no business being that annoying! Half the time when I'm fighting him he just talks my head off the whole damn time! ...I wish I could get him to treat me seriously. But something tells me that's not going to happen. I've watched footage, and he's like that in pretty much every fight. Ugh.
(Fruit salad AU) Maggie will always be my number one partner, but he’s a lot of fun to hang out with! I’m not sure why he doesn’t seem to like being a villain all that much, though. Seriously, what *isn’t* there to love about the villainous life? Maybe if I take him along on a heist or two, he’ll get the hang of things…
(Fruit salad au) "He's... cool and all, it's just he's super adamant about the whole villain thing. It's a lot to take in."