The Milkman's Comments


I keep seeing something about "the milkman" trending on tiktok and i keep thinking its your character LOL

it has something to do with a thing called "That's not my neighbor." Idk if its a game or something else but you might be interested in it, a lot of people are making fanart of this milkman character

or i could be a fool and you made or had something to do with it hgdfsghjk

Ngl i heard it about it via the fanarts myself and it threw me off. 

I'm kinda waiting for the trend to die down because I've had several people on other platforms comparing mine to their's. Lmao

As much as I wished I had something to do with it, I did not. Unfortunately a mysterious/murderous milkman is not an original concept, as I've discovered after seeing the game and how... disturbed I've felt.

However I am glad you thought of me (and my Milkman) when you saw the character lmao.

aw thats too bad :( sorry people are making those comparisons, that sucks :/ i didnt really look into it myself at all so i dont really know anything about the character, just saw some art here and there.

but yes, your milkman is seriously so iconic, i love him T_T

I haven't read anything about this character (yet)

I HAD to click on this character because his name makes me think about this

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(sorry if you're not into Psychonauts lol)

Man people really think I never played Psychonauts before LMAO

I am into Psychonauts lmao. Alot; its been a childhood game of mine

Oh that's actually pretty hilarious XD (and awesome to see another Psychonauts fan hah)

I keep coming back to this character,
I love him so much. /sobs.

I don't know if you've ever played Psychonauts or heard of it,
but it has a Milkman in it and every time I see your OC I think
of his quote xD
"I am the milkman, my milk it delicious!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWDzNUEmLS0

Yes indeed lmao

Psychonauts is my childhood game and he is indeed based off of Boyd LMAO

Oh no now I love him even more. skjdfakjdflasf

I don't think I'd mind if he stabbed me tbh.

“he need some milk”

till my jaw locks

Im in love and dont think i should be

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This will be the type of character that won't screw the wife, but instead, screw the husband. 

The wife won't even be mad


More like jealous

This made my day. thank ya, the milkman! 😂

TRIPS and FALLS and spills MY MILK EVERYWHERE
OH NO MR MILKMAN DON'T KILL ME

I always keep coming back to his page! I love his design so much 🥺 you put so much effort and love into him and i'm so in love with evil men

"Ah, how unfortunate..." He places another bottle of milk on your lap.

((AAAA thank you though!! I love him too so much sdbkjdk)))

So uhm I love the milkman 🥺👉👈💘 so uh I drew a meme with my milk baby bcs M I L K https://sta.sh/0283r8zgd2jn (Ps. Milk is the solution for all life problems wefawrgse)

AAAAAA OH MY GOD AGHRHAHA

SORRY IVE BEEN BUSY THE WHOLE DAY BUT I LOVE THIS SO MUCH


I mean ngl id milk obanazawa too heck-

DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT LEGEND! I'M GLAD U LIKE IT. Probably imma draw them more bcs milk bois are best bois😭💞💖💕

But what if I'm lactose intolerant

"Mattie, Mattie, Mattie, Mattie, Mattie~ :)" Smiley sang when he heard the door open. He practically twirled towards the Milkman and playfully tapped his shoulder with the feather duster. "How was your day? :) Was it good? I hope it was good. :) I bet you did a wonderful job. I'm sure everyone got delicious... milk... :)" The smiley face on his bag contrasted his disgusted tone.
He pinched part of his bloody, pink apron. "Do you like this? :) This lovely woman I visited gave it to me! :) Isn't that so nice? I think it's nice. :) She had the best cookware, too. Maybe I'll go get some myself. :) Do you think she'd share? :)"

This video only deserves to be in the Milkman's comments.

Sometimes I just find myself thinking about milkman, not in any particular manner, just his presence. It is a powerful presence.

Not sure whether I'm trying more to give you a compliment or tell you that I feel menaced

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And he's getting... closer...

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Okay but... milk or cereal first?

"Pour in cereal first then milk. I want all parts of my cereal covered in some milk."

Oh god I love the Milkman. When I saq this vid I instantly imagined him there HSSJJSJS


https://vm.tiktok.com/ZS9kTLKF/

Psychonauts is the best game and I did make the milkman bc of him LMAO

"Chocolate milk?"

"Yes."

"Yay!!!!"

*cue excited screaming*

lemon mixed with milk

"I- .... No thank you, you can go home now. And lock your doors."

He's literally perfect my god. I'll buy all the milk you want sir.   

*Drives through the door with a truck full of milk*

"Make sure you drink it all. Don't want all my hard work to end up spoiled."

head empty no thoughts only lactose intolerance

to to be THAT person but when i saw this video i IMMEDIATELY thought of ur oc dsgkhlgd https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uy5gF4-FVk 

Ah yes

Time for me to kill all of New York

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"The proper question is: 'Have you been milking the milkman?'"

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I CANNOT REST UNTIL I MAKE MY FINAL DELIVERY

Is the milk poisoned? I feel like it's probably poisoned.

Milk? Poisoned?

I don't know what you're talking about. If I wanted to kill you, I would've done it another way. No way I'd taint a valuable product.

Hmmm... Whatever you say, dude. 

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"I wouldn't want anyone living in my neighborhood to feel uncomfortable. That would mean you wouldn't be drinking the milk I deliver. Would a glass of milk make you feel at ease? Personally a warm glass would alleviate the awkwardness."

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keep drinking your milk and you'll be mighty fine

c;

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hey, what does he think of lactose-free milk? I have heard some people claim it isn't real milk before...

LACTOSE FREE MILK IS DESPICABLE 
IT IS NOT MILK AND I WILL MURDER

HECK,

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Nut milk is tolerable and that's totally fine.

Just stay away from soy milk otherwise someone is gonna be knocking

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♥♥

Thank you! AAAAA

milk me daddy

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OwO what's this??

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"Disgusting..."

thanks im married to him

H W A T

ill drink his milk

should be married to a cow with a goat mistress on the side

The only love of my life is an idiot with a paper bag 

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i want my 50 seconds back

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HI DO YOU LIKE MILK

 "We will be a happy family forever" :P

"You seem pretty fun."

she frowns slightly when she notices the milk bottles.

He raises an eyebrow, eyeing at this lizard creature.

"What?" He asked, looking down at the milk bottle in his hands. "Surely you don't mean you're disgusted by milk...?"

"I am not fond of it."

she sniffed the milkman. He smelled of milk and blood. She did quite like blood.

"How unfortunate." He rolls his eyes at the creature. "Very unfortunate that you dislike the world's greatest dairy product."

He takes a step back, oddly uncomfortable with how close this stranger is. "Too close. I don't have anything on me except for milk. I don't know what else you want from me."

"RELAX, i just like sniffing. you can tell a lot about someone or something by how they smell. It has also come to my attention that you and your mate are rather interesting,"

being the clingy little shit she is she decided that yes, he would be fun to cling to.

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I DONT SELL BREAST MILK


I SELL MILK

AND NUT MILK

I'll go to the dark webs just to find this other milkman

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half of his gallery is memes and smut and I love this for some unknown reason

He's either a joke or a sexual innuendo

theres no inbetween

I'm honestly so confused as to why he doesn't have more likes, he's the most well known toyhouse character (I feel like everyone knows who he is lmao)

I mean, there's Smiley too. I haven't explored the other parts of the forums yet to extend his popularity lol

Welcome to the triple digits club bby   

Took you 90 years but-

i LOVE LV~EVOEOVOEV

hubba hubba ;) he can come deliver me some milk any day... ;)

*teleports behind you*

Nothing personal, kid

Wow what're you, gay?

How does it feel being stuck in the 50's?

e m b a r r a s s i n g 

fuck you go back to the 50s and stay WITH ME

This had me weak
this is by far one of the best characters out there
good lord I can't even I love him

God, need create a serial killer cute! Can you wait?

Its so cool seeing my art up there >3< He was so fun to draw~ this is bitterwing from gaia btw :)

hhh YOUR ART IS AMAZING IT DESERVES TO BE UP THERE ♥

Awwwe thankyou your too sweet!