Blitzen

[MASTERLIST]

Name: Blitzen Everglide

Gender: Male (FtM)

Age: 23

Height: 6’9”

Status: Taken (by Romeo <3)

Species: Tomoyoki

Container filling: [REDACTED]

[Voice Claim - NSFW warning]

Blitzen is a self proclaimed living shitpost. He spends most of his time poking fun at his pals and himself, lowkey giving off the vibe that he doesn’t take anything seriously. Doesn’t exactly help that sometimes his jokes can get really vulgar and inappropriate. If he gets too caught up in the moment, he can take things too far and end up making people uncomfortable. He ends up feeling real bad about it after, but he often has trouble apologizing properly.

Ironically, Blitz deals with a lot of self esteem issues. He makes fun of himself to deflect any ACTUAL insults that he may receive. It’s a coping mechanism that he developed when he was younger. Secretly, he craves validation and affection from others, but he doesn’t feel like he deserves it so he doesn’t actively seek it out. If you give him a hug theres an 8/10 chance that he WILL break out into tears. 

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Other Notes:

• Spends most of his free time making memey song remixes. Neil Cicierega is his god damn ICON. 
• Lowkey self conscious about his stomach container... he doesn’t like the way it looks and is always trynna cover it up.
• He is really god damn fast- tends to rush through things that require no thought. If this guy offers to make dinner, for the love of god please say no.
• Has ailurophobia, an irrational fear of cats. (Feral ones scare him the most tho)
• Frequently tells others that he is, in fact, filled with urine and not lemonade. Most people don’t have the guts to find out the truth. 

Traits: 

• Uncommon body containers 
• Uncommon food in filling 
• Rest is common