Blitzen's Links
Germy has NO reason to be this fuckin jacked up what the shit... I kinda dig it tho
Blitz is sort of out there, although i wouldnt consider that a bad thing! He's more like... a change of pace. He has the same sense of humor a lot of my students do, so it's nothing new or exciting to me. I do wish he wouldnt be so hard on himself, though. 〳 •́ ﹏ •̀ 〵
I hope he knows I'm here for him if he ever needs to talk!! I've... been there.
Aha.. what if we made out in the Denny’s parking lot and confessed our undying love for eachother... and maybe even hold h*nds? 😜💖😘
Ahaha jk jk.........
............ unless...? 😳
Ugh, what a catch!!! Blitzen is, like, everything I could ever want! Tall, funny, dashingly handsome! It’s unfair!! I just want him to pick me up and carry me away! ... But I guess just talking is nice, too! Eee, I dream of fluffing his hair around and giving him a big kiss! Oh, gosh, I said too much!!! /)///(\
My step-bro! We used to beat on each other as kids, but these days I’d say we’re good pals. The possibility of me beating his ass these days is low................ but never zero. 🤔
Blitzen is my step-brother! He's a really sick dude, and being around him is always fun. Sometime's we'll record some stuff together; just random tracks that get scrapped in the end. That's alright, I think just spending time with him is rad as hell :D
Gutterbird’s one stone-cold dude! HA! Oh, man. Comedy gold.
Blitzen’s alright, for someone who’s attached to Romeo at the hip. He can be a little obnoxious, but whatever, who can’t? We don’t talk often, but when we do I enjoy myself. He gives off the appearance of being a gigantic doofus, but I feel like that’s on purpose. Whatever, we’ve all got our secrets.
Sometimes Toby looks like he just got scraped off the pavement, but honestly, what a huge fuckin’ mood. I support you funky bee man 👍
My boys know Blitzzzzzen better than I do, apparently he makes music. Never heard any of it, but if my boys like it, then I’d say I’m a fan! Seen him behind the counter at Romeo’s bakery once or twice, but other than that we’re not acquainted.
Zipper makes Romeo puff up like a fuzz ball, but to me the dudes just a nuisance. Nothin’ to get my jimmies rustled over, but sometimes I do want to dribble him like a basketball 🥴
Between Blitzen and Romeo, ya’d think that this beef cake would be tha’ one ta’ throw all tha’ punches. Nah, Blitzen’s harmless as a leaf, blows past me with a “no thanks, bro” everytime. I ain’t gonna press ‘em fer more, since I’m afraid he’d sick that demon of a boyfriend on me.
I feel like your parents must sort of hate you to name you Cavity when you’re full of teeth. And the dude is a dentist? Bruh..........
Blitzen carries himself like he’s got everything figured out, but you can tell by his self deprecating jokes that there’s something he doesn’t like inside. Or maybe I’m just projecting. Birds of a feather flock together.
I feel like this guy frowned so much as a kid his face is just stuck like that, I’ve never seen him making a different expression. Hope you can get that treated 💞
I also don’t care about Blitzen. He looks like a marshmallow.
Flake shivers so much because his bones are ready to hatch.
Hhhh....? Wh-why wwwwwould you say something l-like that... HRK!
Something about Bruce tells me he listens to three days grace.
I think this is Ricky’s brother? He’s mentioned him one or twice.