Jakob Bergan's Links
"Oh the fucking 'King'. Fuck that guy. My parents used to work for theirs in the castle. He didn't seem too bad back then, but he was also like, 5.
I was hoping he'd change the royal system thing when he got back into power, but they became the fucking worst. They're not only perpetuating that stupid old system, but actively going to try expand into an empire? What a cunt."
Knew him as a child in the castle, wanted to be best friends, but the invasion happened.
After meeting again as adults... they despise each other. I mean, he drinks, smokes AND does drugs. Plus he swears! Ew!
"I hate this. The world is a sick joke. The worst part of my life was my losing my sister, completely out of my control. And I find her, I fucking find her alive and she's gone full supervillain. And she won't even fucking speak to me. Fuck off, fuck off!?"
"This guy is really one of Stefani's 'destined heroes'? He's a selfish, obnoxious, slobby fuckwit. He's fucking dangerous too. I don't care if they're 'magical non lethal explosions', it's still a fucking explosion!"
"She was the kindest person I ever knew. I guess anyone would say that about their mum.
I will get The Doctor for this."
"Poor thing was made into a child soldier with her sister when Dominus was king. She's scarred for life because of what they did to her. I try to not stare, to keep her comfy.
Fuck sake I was never good at being comforting to people. It makes me wish Chris was in this 'secret life' of mine. He'd help her."
"What'll happen to her? Like when this stupid fucking uprise is all said and done. We dethrone the King, lock them up for good, and what, leave the Princess to fend for herself? The King is so hated, would people try get back at them by attacking the daughter? It makes me sick thinking about it."
"The King's younger brother was apparently time travelled to the post-apocalyptic future, raised there, and came back in time to help me? Of fucking course I don't trust this for a second. I will not ever let my guard down around him. This story sucks and dragons are too dangerous to get cozy with."