Happy Meal

This baby is appropriately named Happy Meal. They have no vocal chords and their mouth does not move, instead they have a very static sounding speaker inside that you can barely hear out of that acts as their voice. They can be heard silently reciting the McDonalds menu and their customers' orders to themself at night... one number nine.... a number nine large... a number six with extra dip.......

They are gender neutral, please use they/them or it/its pronouns.