π Florence's Links
Oh this guy. I remember now. I really had to stick my entire ass out for this guy in court, metaphorically speaking. I won as i always do but it required a lot of trying to forget that I ever said: βBut your honor, is it not every manβs right to feel the brisk midnight air on his taint? Who are we to deny a man this in his most vulnerable of hours? Surely if the plaintiff did not wish to see this sight, they simply need only to not leave the home.β
βThe best man for the job. What job? Public indecency charges.β
I don't understand this heinous accusation. My dealings with shady corporations and entities have never gotten me into any kind of trouble that has dragged other clients down. I would never let that happen.
I came to Florence to get ahead of some legal trouble before it starts to haunt me. Unfortunately I think he may be the trouble.
Consultations cost nothing but a little kiss on the cheek. Which cheek? Up to you!
βHeβs an incredibly talented lawyer, which makes him all the more fun! I try to stay out of the court room these days if I can, but if anybody could lure me back with a good duel, itβd be him. Though, really, I prefer skilled people to be with me, not against me. Wonder what itβd cost to consult him on a few thingsβ¦β
I am serving kissy faces from across the room, and he looks away. Probably to blush.
Every time I see his name on a case Iβm supposed to prosecute, a year of my life is taken off of my lifespan.